h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

This is very awkward. We are in the presence of the Daughter of the Mother of God, and no one has even welcomed you officially to h2g2. Well, I hope it's not too late yet...

Welcome to the wondrous piece of the galaxy we call h2g2.
I am one of the Aces, the meet & greet comittee of h2g2. We are here to make sure that you feel comfy in here and to help you out with any questions you might have. You can visit our homepage at http://www.h2g2.com/Aces . There you will find all sorts of useful stuff. Links to interesting pages, coding to enhance your page, and lots of friendly people to talk to.
An extended page on how to create your page and how to add a few extras to it can be found here: http://www.h2g2.com/GuideML-Clinic .
You can find out all about the h2g2-news, gossip and interesting events in the h2g2-Post. The Post can be found here: http://www.h2g2.com/U54963 .
And of course, there is the New Users Page, a perfect place to meet new people, and to get the hang of h2g2: http://www.h2g2.com/A5752 .
This and much more can also be seen in the h2g2 Quick Reference Guide: http://www.h2g2.com/A344756 .
Also, you can just visit my page, by clicking on my name above, and drop me a line if there's anything you need to know.

I'm pretty sure I saw some of the links in one of your other forums, but I kinda forgot which ones...but anyway, it's better to have them twice than not, right

Hope you'll enjoy yourself in here as much as we will
Have fun, and talk to you later
Kheldar

I sincerely appreciate your hospitality!

I am sure we have missed each other because my mother has been has been escorting me about the grounds. She has been exploring quite a bit as of late. Maybe you have met her. She is Mother of God-Empress of the Universe.

Oh, and I met the most wonderful Guardian Angel named Bob. He would be the one who gave me the links you saw in my Forum.

My sister, the Illegitemate Daughter of the Mother of God-Empress of the Universe, is a newcomer, as well. I think she is in need of a bit of direction, and you seem to be well versed in the h2g2 universe.

Again, many thanks for the greeting! I am sure we will be seeing each other around!

I don't think I have met your mother and sister yet. Maybe I should visit them one of these days . If they are at home, and not exploring that is. No fun in paying a visit when nobody's there, right?
Well, I will see what I can do about your sister. Maybe I can talk some sense of direction in her . And make good use of Bob. That's what he's a Guardian Angel for. And if he doesn't know the answer to a question, you can always drop me a line

See you later :-0