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midnight walks through graveyards

Post 1

simply scruff singing a rainbow

now i wear black. lots of people wear black, black is a very good colour to wear, it's very........black. doncha think?
i am not though, a witch, which (sorreeeeee) fankly would be kinda cool, and i really wish that people would stop calling me 1 coz it's a) completley untrue (*sniff, sob*) and
b) such a pathetic attempt at an insult it's really quite upsetting.


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Post 2

Kreggit the Prooh

Black does go with most things and would seem to be a useful colour to have in your wardrobe.

Do witches wear black? The ones I have met dressed like anyone else.

Graveyards are a nice place to walk, they are quiet, promote a reflective mood and put life in to perspective.


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Post 3

simply scruff singing a rainbow

exactly! now try explaining that to the ameobas that live in my village. i ware black- i'm a witch. i wear black in a graveyard - i'm calling the dead and they're all gonna die. doncha just love their reasoning??............HAH!!!


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Post 4

Mr Tea

Village people are often like this, according to the stereotypes on TV. I personally don't have a problem with witches, as long as they don't worship Satan, or turn me into a frog.

Sorry for stalking you, freak. It's just that I rarely find conversations which interest me.


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Post 5

simply scruff singing a rainbow

stalk away my dear.......now where did i put that potion for turning people into frogs? HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!


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Post 6

Mr Tea

Was that the cackle of the village witch I heard?! I'm outta here!


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Post 7

Kreggit the Prooh

Oh freak of the black arts - you turn him in to a frog and I'll turn him in to dried frog pills which can be handed round to combat any mental instability.


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Post 8

Mr Tea

Nooooooo!!! Don't feed me to the bursar!!!


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Post 9

simply scruff singing a rainbow

well since u did start a conversation with me then i guess i won't. but you're lucky


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Post 10

Mr Tea

I thank you for your mercy.


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Post 11

simply scruff singing a rainbow

you are welcome but remember...........clouds stay up or all will be ruined.


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Post 13

simply scruff singing a rainbow

performs magic spell to stop the rain but doesn't think it will work because............um....uh....it just won't o.k????


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Post 14

Kreggit the Prooh

Obviously you are wearing too much black for your weather spell to work. Get back down that graveyard at midnight and dance naked. Tsk, do people know nothing!?


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Post 15

simply scruff singing a rainbow

any more stereotypical stuff u want me to do or is that it now?
*turns back in huff*
i'm sulking now smiley - winkeye


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Post 16

Mr Tea

Don't you guys watch Buffy The Vampire Slayer? Witches are cool!


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Post 17

simply scruff singing a rainbow

SPIKE'S BACK, SPIKE'S BACK, SPIKE'S BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!
ahem yes i prove my point witches rcool and u do not see willow dancing naked in graveyards now do u?


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Post 18

Mr Tea

Exactly. I wouldn't mind watching that, though.


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Post 19

simply scruff singing a rainbow

and now i am leaving...............smiley - winkeye


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Post 20

Martin Harper

Probably why she's not such a good witch - couldn't even turn that mouse back into a human...
(or was it a rat?)

Witches(aka wiccans) don't worship Satan - they don't believe he exists... smiley - smiley


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