h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

he has sneakily resubscribed now he's cribbed the answers while he wasn't subscribed
and now he's going to pass the test with an A+

Gnomon cribs answers?

So that's how he can explain everything!

TRiG.

I see you lot have been chatting behind my back. Someone, I think it was Lanzababy, wanted to know about unsubscribing from one's own journal. I experiment here, reported to her, then promptly forgot about this test.

I think Icy's answers were probably closest to the truth. Now what were the questions, again?

I'm sorry, but past papers are only available online for three weeks after the test. You'll have to order them through the usual channels.

I presume by the usual channels, you mean the English Channel and Channel 4. Those are the usual ones, aren't they?

I think that when the test results are finally revealed we'll find that there has been excessive grade inflation and that the test itself has been devalued and dumbed-down beyond all recognition.

A friend of mine wants to produce a line of sound equipment called Wan Tzu -- he would get free advertising every time a roadie tried out a mike . . .

I aced this test.