h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

.... ::mumbles to herself while making a very delayed wave back to BeerMatt, and a questioning farewell wave to tabatha, who seems to have found her keys in time:: Port wine cheese is good.... Maybe I should leave here before I get involved in alcoholic beverages...

*wakes back up*
Oh...hi BeerMatt! I hope you like my Lemon Meringue Pie.......

Don't worry, you don't *have* to drink Dragonfly, I don't think anyone's going to get sloshed.........I only sip my port....

::feels rest assured::

It is good pie!! Nice to meet you, Mr. BeerMatt!!!

Does anyone feel like anything hot?
*sips his port*

You mean, like Hot Pop-Tarts or gooey hot cinnamon rolls!!??

YES!!! I feel like that!!!

Well, I don't FEEL like that in texture... I FEEL like hot breakfast-type food because it is just about that special time for breakfasty-foods... and EMOTIONALLY, HUNGRILY, I DOOOOO feel like Hot Pop-Tarts of gooey hot cinnamon rolls!!!!

Some coffee would be delicious.... anyone want any other heated beverages while Im boiling the kettle?....

Dragonfly, you might have to pop down to the shop to get those poptartish type things - I dont think there will be any of those here..

*searches through cupboard.....miraculously finds some.. checks expiry date before announcing..*

dont worry I found some god knows how they got here because Im sure i didn't buy them, but they appear to be within the use by date, so Im sure they'll be good.... I dont know how to heat them though, you'll have to do that...

YAY!!!!

::dances around:: YAY!!! What flavor are they!??? Do you have a toaster!?? You know that it's evil, how they are packaged-- two to a little wrapper... so you really can't get away with eating just one...

...if you eat only one, it's poor mate gets lonely, and he might go stale without his mate!!! Then, after eating two pop-tarts, there are four left, and you've eaten a third of the box, so why not eat more!??

OOOOOH!!!! The joys of pop-tarts!!!

tab, if you don't have a toaster, don't worry!!!! You'll need to buy the SUBMERSIBLE toaster for Christmas, anyhow!!! Oh, it's the neatest item...

I want to buy one for my fish!!!

But enough of that!!! Let me wash my hands, put back my hair, and put on a hair net so that I can properly and safely prepare the pop-tarts...

I like that answer...."Yes, but you don't have to get up"
*sinks contentedly back into his beanbag*

::puts the pop-tarts into the toaster::

::POP!!!::

They are ready!!!

::serves the first two to the royal couple, one for each of them::

::marches back to the kitchen and makes pop-tarts for tabatha and BerrMatt::

::POP!!!::

THEY ARE READY!!!

::presents these to the rightful persons::



::puts the last two in the toaster::

::waits::

::POP!!!::

There's now an extra pop-tart, if anyone wants it!!!

I believe it's traditional for the chef to have any extras....

::swallows a yummy bite of pop-tart::

I'm afraid I wasn't quite listening to what you said, my lord, for my pop-tart was distracting my thoughts with its deliciousness...

Did you say it is traditional for chefs to have more food than needed!??

::grabs her glass of lemonade and takes a dainty sip::

It is when I'm the chef...

What a fine tradition!!! I'm that way too!!!

Do you have an apron that reads: Kiss the Chef, I make extra food
!???

Do you need one!??

I still insist that the kingdom of Balwyniti NEEDS to be the first to have a submersible toaster in every kitchen!!! I think we're on to something!!!

I guess they could prove useful in the bakery to handle any orange juice backsplash....

That's right!!! And the crocs could use them, too!!!

Yes...of course they could.........why is it that we seem to be the only two awake?

I couldn't tell you... unless.. there's something everyone else had, but we didn't!??

Herrrrrrmmm....

::afraid to sip her lemonade again, and even more afraid to go near the kitchen again::

I can't really think of anything.....but the lemnade's definitely safe, I've had some of that......

Oh, ok!!!! That's wonderful to hear, but can you ensure that the ice is safe!??...

...My lemonade is quite warm now...

Hmmm...good point......maybe I should go back to the port...