h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hy, Fanny,I'm bloodsweatandtears,need another 'chat friend ' ?
Why Fanny ?
-It remembers me of one of jacques brel's songs,very beautiful lines,I've even translated it from french.along with others.
- they say we actually have 2 brains, an emotional and a rational one.that's Mr. goldman's theory.a shrink.the best, they say.so good, that his writings on emotional intelligence will change the face of the world in 20 years'time.so,I feed my emotional part of the brain with raw stuff:poetry.as for the rational one,it must have been starving for quite a while.I guess I've been neglecting it.never mind me.teachers are always talking too much.
-I'll be waiting for an answer, in case you need to talk about who you are and who you'd like to be,your world, the good and the bad,your joys and sorrows, or whatever.just think I'm a taxi driver, or your hairdresser, or a companion in a train compartment you'll never see again.stuck in the train of life along with the others.what's the station you're getting off,fanny ?
-me,I'm not sure I've got a ticket.It may be the wrong train. I don't know, I never look.Everybody does the same.We're all yahoos.
-Poor Mr.swift.good night fanny, wherever you may be.