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I have fallen on black days...

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Dargent - Patron Saint of Sticky Affairs

International stardate 23997,6

This has been a black day. I have been cut with a knife, almost had my eyes burned out with flying pieces of burning metal, crashed on my scooter, had to cancel a visit to a possible new job and it has been raining all day. When driving home (my father picked me and my scooter up in the middle of nowhere) a black cat ran across the road. At that point I decided to give up so I burried myself in my bed when I got home. I have to find out what the deal is with those zebra-crossings and why they are so slippery in the rain...

Dargent Out


I have fallen on black days...

Post 2

Maharishi

Don't worry. Be happy, AWOH BO BOB BO (singalong)

Don't you worry about those zebra's crossing(fodgængerfelter?). Just stand back while they are crossing, and let them keep their slipperiness to themselves unless it has special intrest to you as patron saint of sticky affairs.
And nevermind falling on some black days. The days don't mind, just don't fall on them again.
Love you, my saint.


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