h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Are you blind?!

What in God's name is wrong with you??!

I don't care anymore if your mob of fans comes and lynches me. This has to be said because your behavior surpassed ridiculousness and was outright cruel!

Right, so I ask a friend of mine how she was doing. She tells me she has good news and bad news. I ask for the bad and then she explains to me what she had done for you with the help of another one of your friends who loves you dearly and then she tells me your jerk response.



Explain yourself!!

How could you react the way you did?!

Did you ever stop to think why they did it to begin with?!

It's because they love you, goddamnit. Everyone loves you and especially them and that's why they had planned it!

Did you ever stop to understand what they meant in not telling you what they were doing as they wanted it to be a surprise?!

Did you ever stop to think that in telling you it would no longer be a surprise and thus eliminates a fun element from the whole goddamn thing??!!!

ARGH

Did you ever stop to think that maybe, just maybe, THE REASON THEY THOUGHT OF YOU AND NO ONE ELSE IS BECAUSE THEY LOVE YOU AND CONSIDER YOU TO BE A GREAT FRIEND?!

How could you be so blind...


How??


You're such a jerk. My god you just spat what they'd been working on and planning for so long right back into their faces without thinking twice about how much they cared for you...


Dishonesty.

Pffft.

I don't buy it.

Not for a second do I believe you misinterpreted all their hard work in the name of you and no one else and the fact that they wanted to keep it a secret from you as dishonesty.

So I ask you what could have ever possessed you to act the way you did.

What could have ever caused you to be so blind as to their intentions that were so simple and beautiful and based upon their love for you as a friend and individual and whatever the hell drives them to be nuts about you??




Dammnit, Ottox, why?

hm. only saw this now.

hi Yossarian Prefect



(a lot in here that made me go angry - and sad - _and_ angry - yesterday, too...)


'and whatever the hell drives them to be nuts about you??'



all I can say to maybe make your anger cool off a bit: it's the way he is.

_both_ sides:
the endearing side (that attracts us)
and the side that stroke again yesterday (which certainly makes _me_ ready to pack my things and leave - I'm not prepared to suffer for or because of him)


very best wishes to you


sunny