h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hi D... I've come to visit you, actually we were chatting the other night and after I lgged off you posted me a message about breakages.. (see how much I like you, do you know how long it takes to load the b'log on the thingite thread) Well afterwards I posted for you, but the washcloth trial seems to have pushed my posting 3 pages back.. GUILTY!!!!
And as I took ages to type it , and it's a really funny story, I thought i'd come and stick it here for you to read..

*gets out scissors, cuts convo from thingite thread*

Are you ready????

*sticks down with pritt stick*

Here we go!!!

This is for you D, just read the b'log, nice breakages total, I can't say I've ever broken anything but a few wine glasses but I worked as a receptionist at a rediculously expensive/busy Italian in Birmingham and we used to have a shelf above the bar/reception area, above it were wine racks that housed all of the most expensive wines and champagnes..the Dom perignon being directly above my head. The boss thought it would be nice to have some of them trendy halogen lights set into the bottom to illuminate the bar, so arranged an electrician. Within 6 hours of the electrician finishing 48 bottles of Dom Perignon exploded over my head.. I'd like to find anyone who can top that for a work related disaster.

I had a few over the years, but that has to be the most funny