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I'm calling you now, if I don't get through, then I'll call when I get a chance. Take care princes. Write you (or speack you soon). Byebye

Nope did'nt get an answer. Byebye.

Im sorry Sweetie

Call me as soon as you get home tomorrow so I know you made it ok

Speak to you soon

LOVE Lee XXXXX

Heeeelllllooooo, I'm here (London). I spent all weekend with my mummy. Its sooo good being home. Sory I havn't called you yet. I will. I can't stay for long though. I have to go to school to get a UCAS application course, for uni. Lova ya. Speack soon. Byebye.

Deni.

Hey Sweetie

Sorry I couldnt talk for long the other night I was driving to Gloucester it was pouring with rain and I had the phone in one hand and trying to drive with the other and my mate couldnt turn the stereo down

Im glad your having a good time at home and Ill speak to you later on tonight or something

See Ya Luv Leanne xxx soz Love Leanne xxxxxxxxx

Cool, i'm getting more X's by the second from you, I just got back from school, and I can't apply this week, cuz its bloody half term, there was nobody there. AAAHHHH. I'l figure out something. Don't worry about not being able to speak for long the other night, I had to get packed myself, it was just cool to hear your voice. By the way, send me that rude e-mail you were gonna send me on my hotmail acount, that way I can read it here. Take care.
Love Deni,XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

Ohh I got loadsa x's too

Im glad your ok and you having a good time at home.
You like my voice eh I was kinda shouting at you though soz.
I keep meaning to email you but I got a mind like a fish you know with being blonde and all it doesnt really help.

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Hello sweety, I hope your having a good morning. Stop putting blonds down, I like you people. I can't remember if I told you this or not so I'll tell you again. I went to school yesterday to find that it was half term and I can't apply to Uni this week, which means I have to come back again in a bit! Yay!!! I did like your voice, even though you were shouting. Are you gonna come down this week?

Oops! forgot to leave you some X's:
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Hey dont forget my x's

We're short staffed this week so Im covering Reception as well as doing my own job its a pain in the bum

When you coming back then?

Love Leanne xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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Sorry about forgetting the X's. I'm not really sure when I'm comming back. Pretty soon I would say. I'm sorry your so bussy. It would have been good to see ya. You should call in sick, everybody get's sick from time to time. Haha.

Love, Sam
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I would have done but Im the only one who can do the work the rest of them in here are guys maybe next time

Love Leanne xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx x1000000

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Just be there as a friend for her cos if you say what you think about her boyfriend it will probably make her feel worse.
Take her out and show her friends are always there for her and that she dont need him

Love Lee xxx x1000000000

Cool, I'll do that, but i'm only there for a day, then I have to come back. I can't believe I've spent all my money allready. I've spent £300 since Saturday evening. I've only got about £50 left. AAAAAHHHHH. What ahould should I do now? i'm bored!

Love Sam xxxxxx X100000000000000000000000000000000

Ummm you could come here and do my job tomorrow so I can go spend all my wages

No, I can't do your job. I'm not as amazing as you. What fun stuff should I do? I should go out on the pull, except I'm almost out of money! I think I get paid again tomorow though, cuz its tyhe 25th. I always get paid on the 25th. Oh yeah, I just remebered what I want to ask you. What does it feel like to kiss someone with your tounge pierced, i've never kissed someone with a piercing in their tounge. It must feel a little weird. Have good evening. I'll probably write you tomorow.

Thank you for the e-mail sweety I just got them, Is that girl what you look like, cuz if it is, forget Marilla, I'm comming to Swindon tomorow!!!

Love Sam, infinate X's.

now there's something I know, it felt really strange at first but after a while you get use to it and hardly notice it's there, I dont know what it feels like to kiss a pierced tounge or both people having it done though so Ill see if I can find that out for you

Unfortunatly I dont look like the girl in the pic but I will email you a photo of me if you want

Go on the pull its a good way to meet people and you have a lot of fun too

Loadsa Luvin Lee xxx

Cool, it'll be good to see what you look like, I'll see if I can scan a picture of myself and I'll send it to you. I'm in Southampton now with Marilla, so I don't think it's a good idea to go out on the pull today, she's not too happy. She's a strange girl! She upset about breaking up with her boyfriend but she's really horny for some reason. Maybe its the lack of sex for about 24 hours. Ok OW! She just hit me. I'm gonna go and get revenge now. See ya.

Love Sam xxxx