h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Welcome to h2g2!!

I'm an ACE which means that I'm here to help you stop feeling confused about h2g2... If you need answers to any questions you might have, feel free to ask...

How flattering it is to see the only forums you've written so far are in the Space Centre... Hope you'll find your way to other places here too - I promise to get you the Quick Reference Guide link as soon as I can get my modem fixed and be properly on again... (unless some other ACE gets here first...)

CU around!

Ok, new modem is working great and I'm back here as I promised... So the Quick Reference Guide is here: http://www.h2g2.com/A344756 and it contains a great many important places here in h2g2...

Thanx!
This site sure is confusing!
Oh well, its great too!
Hez

Caught you at Blood On Ice forum (and hi to Alien while I'm here). Hello, how r u?

Thought I'd mention that I am nearly 15 - nice coincidence (nearly a coincidence anyway), and live about 100+ miles away in Devon. I did have a good list of all the 15-and-under kids, but so many popped up I couldn't be bothered to update. Bluergh :-þ

HI!

Its nice to meet someone my own age on here! I've only met one other, I'll have to check out that list even if it is out of date!

I just thought Id let you know that you cant read your user page using alabaster, unless you highlight all the text!

You've got an interesting taste in music! But some of the stuffs great (motorhead, iron maiden, the sex pistols etc)

I know my homepage is unviewable in Alab*****d . That is my intention. I've been with this site nearly a year - I come back from a holiday and find they've brought in the new skin I saw while it was being tested: never liked it. Can't understand why anyone else does. So, if you're not using Classic Goo skin, none of my homepage! It's mean and spiteful but so am I sometimes
I hope you did enjoy my homepage once you managed to read it anyway

I am a very ardent metalhead. Metal is me religeon. I persecute people who don't like the same stuff as me, I go on pilgrimages (gigs), I worship my idols and preach their word - just like any other major religeon!
Iron Maiden is my favourite band - hey, I haven't listed the small mass of collectibles I've gathered. I love these guys. Music's the best. I could talk forever 'bout 'em. You know the feeling?

I didntknow you felt so strongly! I got stuck with alabastar when I joined and I'm too lazy to change! I did manage to read your homepage though, highlighting really works!
Musics great but Im not that into it! I prefer just to listen to it!

Listening's only one aspect of it, son . There's a wealth of other things that can be undertaken, and I'll have undertaken them all before I've died!

And what's this about being lazy? Click 'my preferences' then change the skin! Good lord, I wish I was like that, I'd never have to get up in the mourning!

*exclamation marks abound*

Good luck in your undertakings! I do play music too, but as I play the clarinet its mostly classical stuff (), although I've just got some blues brothers.

I don't get up in the morning! That is, my body does but my brain only switches on when it really really has to!

lmfao! I know the feelings. I feel like a Uni student sometimes...lie in on weekends, don't get dressed until the afternoon, eat whatever's closest and do no work. On schooldays that gets all transferred to the afternoons
God knowx how long, about a week, I've only actually got out of school uniform or whatever when I've had a friend shouting up from the doorway...or my room once he's let himself in. B*****d. Dare he disturb my peace...

Actually, I'd say I can get up pretty early. I spend most of my time awake...in a comotose. It's a mental thing, I guess

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I plays bass guitar, though not as much as I used to. Can play about three songs, and have lost my textbook so I can't learn to be an "independant" bassist...that's my own term I made up right here right now. So I can learn to make up my own bass lines and stuff. Be a true bass player.

I would lie in on weekends much longer, but I get dragged out of bed by my parents Comatose seems to pretty much describe my state a lot of the time too, especially during / after double physics *shudders*

I can play about 3 notes of the guitar, then that string broke and I've never got raound to fixing it!

What sort of guitar is it? Fix that string - even an acoustic can play some pretty respectable numbers

You havent heard me play!

Where you bin anyway? aint seen you for ages!

I caught your post the first time round, but couldn't think of a decent reply. Not wanting to post gratuitous s**te, I thought I'd wait until I had something remotely worthwhile to say. Which took a while. Soz.

Recently, ISP problems have made my online time limited too. Skum.

ISPs are carp arnt they! We've had loadz in just a few months and 1 of them has worked properly. And then the server goes down a lot *groan*

Well, Freeserve was generally pretty loyal. There was a period back in Januarty/February where it take 1000 attempts to connect and the email wouldn't work. But for an ISP which you have to pay for (1p a min), it was generally good.

Libertysurf (£20 for 13 months free access) has been a different matter. When we first got it it wouldn't co-oporate for about a month. Now it's been giving me problems for another month. Thing they've sorted themselves out now though. I'm no techno-boff, I just wait for the storm to pass or get someone else to help

I normally just screem at them!

Thats why i aint ritten 4 ages - the server keeps being dead slow at school so i just log on and the bell rings./ And my mums restricting home use now we have to pay. Ugh!

That's why I never go on at school! The server is dead slow, you have to get to the room 10 mins early to have a chance of getting a puter, and the hairy Mrs IT teacher comes in every 2 mins to check on you. Better ways to spend a lunch hour

Well, good luck in coming online and may your sessions be plentiful and worthwhile

We just get the technician reading our emails and makeing "jokes" or saying in a sarcastic voice "oh heres our best customer" everytime he sees you

oh well, at least its HALF TERM!