h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Axes, sledgehammers, etc. I'm sure are very effective in reprogramming your average computer. I know there have been plenty of times I've felt like hurling large objects at my system when it acts up. Lately I've been getting a "registry error" everytime I start up my system, and for the life of me I can't figure out what program this particular missing file belongs to. It is aggravating, to say the least.

With me it just says gearbox is not working.
it was ok untill i tryed to set up a new internet disk for cable freecalls for a £10 a month flat fee but so far i have had the disk 3 month and not yet had one call free as it messed up my computer

My doc said my gearbox wasn't working either... ~greebo sighs~... so me knows exactly how you feel Timelord...

Doormouse did you get the e-mail i think something might not be working right on my brothers computer.

(sniff) Nope, no e-mail...just moths and spiderwebs in my mailbox.

Sorry to hear you've got problems with your gearbox...sounds painful!

Me doesn't want to talk about it.... ~Greebo sighs~

Poor, sad Greebo-cat...would you like a nice ice-cold glass of milk? Would that cheer you up? I don't know what effect it would have on your gearbox, but I'm sure it could do wonders for your mood.

I am back online i found a job in weymouth but could not find a place to stay so have returned to bradford but will be going back to weymouth next year as i have a job from march and a place to stay on a camp site.

Ohhhhh... a hot water bottle might be needed then?

Mmmmmmm...a hot water bottle would be nice! That'd be even better than my teapot, since it would be nice and warm, but I could keep my fur dry, instead of getting soaked to the skin with tea. Do you have an extra hot water bottle for me, Greebo?

Me has only one hot water bottle... he's a pig called Bernard...

A hot water bottle that is really a pig w/ the name of Bernard. Hmmmm...methinks the cat is getting a bit surreal on us. Care to explain?

I sleep in the day time so it's a bit warmer.
Bernard who is he named after.