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the day i started the rest of my life

Posted Aug 13, 2000

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hello, I have a very importent news to you. thet is, to myself.
today I woke up filling a bit strange. Now i' know you will say "Im very sorry to disapoint you my dear friend but, it seems that every day for you is strange, so probably this day was just ordinary..."
and you probobly right. if its an ordinary morning than probobly somthing strange is going on.
And, infact, somthing stranged did happend.

you know, usualy i can feel a change, any change. if i wake up with a new hair on my nipple i can feel it. if a world war is happening in the far distance of the univers i can smell it.
If a...... well..... o.k. you get my point.
today i felt a diferent kind of change. it was a small change, but from the kind of changes that a butterfly makes in the far north. it efects the whole balance of the univers just by rubbing his.... nose.

at first i thought "Ho, well... nothing to worry about, after all, thay say this kind of things is what god mad of".
but that was just the time when i started to worry.
you see, when god is in the picture, it just cant be good.
Why? well, isnt that obvious ?
But then again, how can you realy trust whats obvious?
how can you realy trust anything ?
(o.k. you see what im talking about ? when i start talking like that, it just cant be good... s**t i hate god!!)

To make a long story ,short, i'll say that from some reason, an unknown reason, I desided that it would be best for me to announce this day as "the begining of the rest of my life".
and untill now i cant find anyconnection to my announcment and to the fact that i felt very strange to day (that is ordinary)...
i guess you can say, only god knows.
anyway, i'll see you next time.
dirk,
out.


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