h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

If what you say is true, perhaps a picture will do?

Don't give her any ideas! We'll all be arrested!

*imagines what said picture might look like and slow grin settles over face*

Well... on second thoughts... what's a night in prison for a sophisticated man of the world?

* A balding, sweaty, greasy, middle-age man comes stumbling in... *

I've seen one !!!

Why do you think my eyes jut out at right angles like this !!!

* A balding, sweaty, greasy, middle-age man comes stumbling in... *

I've seen one !!!

Why do you think my eyes jut out at right angles like this !!!

*looks at the dirty man that just walked in twice*

look. I have no idea who you are, but the last thing *I* need is a dating agency. so if you'd like to go back to where you came from I think we would all appreciate it...

You know I was trying to sleep when all this fuss started up and now I am awake and have a really bad headache.

-Afwjam

oh.. Af...

*gives him a hug*

I'm so sorry... I didn't realise *he* was causing so much noise...

You must be one of the neighbours if you were woken up. So hello, babe here, nice to meet you...

hmm......Are you by chance that girl next door?
and it was indeed very nice to meet you.

well, I hope I'm slightly prettier, but I guess otherwise I must be... Maybe we will get to know each other well...

I dont now in what part of the world you are in but that is ok. Anyways what I was gonna ask is that, I got some tickets for a Rage Against the Machine concert and I would you like to come?
The Beastie Boys are also touring with them.

Good Morning, I am going back to bed.

sorry Af, but I have to say thats not really my sort of thing

sleep well...

Babe, just quietly, while nobody's listening .... after we parted from the rest of the Survivors...
Like Wow! See you back in the bushes maybe.

if i can lure you away from peaceful....

Hello, I don't mean to interupt but I stumbled apon your page figured I'd say hi and also let AF know I was also supposed to go to that show but the whole tour has been canceled because Mikey D dislocated his shoulder. They are handing our refunds for the show. Sorry