h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

you ok ducky im ok just checkin how u r been a while since iv been on

By the by, I'm not particularly okay but I'm going to say I am anyway

How have you been? Been up to anything interesting?

NOPE not really just boring stuff im ok wat u been up 2 mate

Eh, college and the lark. Not much else really.

Even there was more stuff happening I wouldn't have the energy to do it. I don't know how some people cope.

Are you in college now? Or still in High school? Or have you done an apprenticeship or something?

im 18 now bro and was doing a chefing course now im a chef

Chefing course haha

That's awesome. I would have given anything to have been able to carrying on my cooking into college.

Where do you work?

a resteraunt in chipping campden called the KINGS how r u?

I'm alright thanks

That's cool

I'm not sure what I want to do as a career. Maybe journalism? Hmm, still not sure.

no rush u could b a fireman a doctor or a leprachaun

Haha, yeah, with me pot 'o gold.

leprachauns need 2 enter the 21st century though using magic 2 protect the gold a 12bore shotgun woul do nicely!!!

A sniper rifle! They could hide on the roof and take down anyone who gets within 10 feet of their gold.

colt 44 magnum the most powerful gun in the world

Haha, can't believe we're having a conversation about firearms. Last time I had one of those was when there was that terrible weather about a month ago. They shut down the town centre near where I live and we ended up walking the 5 miles home.

gd exercise hows you?

Haha, just got my module one exam results back today. They're alright

How about you?

my girlfriend just left me so not wonderful she was seeing someone else but hey im still alive how r u?

Awww that's awful.

I'm in a kind of numb state at the moment. I should be happy but... i dunno. It's just not happening.

yea i was in tears for nearly 3 hours how r u?

Awww