h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Right. Didn't sleep last night so I'm actually feeling a bit tired; but I'm going to see Sandile and family today, and have promised to take them out to luncheon, so we shall probably end up like the old days, at the Spur. Which one? Oh, I might bring them back here. We shall see. There are 4 of them and they won't all fit in my car, that's the only thing. Remember the cars I gave Sandile? Two I think, my silver Corsa and a Beetle.

Got back in touch with Vuyi. Was hesitant because I thought she'd only ask for money. It took 2 days. The Outstretched Hand. Oh no.

Waiting for the quotation from Ian today.

Going to see Sindi as well.

Taking her some tracts and a printer.

I'll bring the Elands round here for the lunch hour so Theo can wash my car, and then take them to the Spur for luncheon. A slap up Spur banquet with the women! I'm taking them all my Beyonce and Britney CDs.

What to wear today to see my friends?

Shall I wear the mauve suit with the red check shirt and my tie?

Hmm.

I've got Sandile and family here. But I'm so tired. Knackered. I think Mr Delivery will have to provide today's luncheon.

Ek is 'n sterk toets ook vir die sterkste gelowiges.

I fell over on the stairs and bumped my knee and it really hurts now.

Bored and fed up. I do, however, have several bottles of bonk which may avail, under the circumstances, to restore cheer and goodwill, which has been sorely depleted.

Dear Honeybadger, I refuse to be subject to the unseen tyranny of the voices of the air. First it's "Jesus", next it's bloody Genghis Khan and I'm walking around wearing a hat like Tchaikovsky in case the sky falls in on my head.

Autre pays, autre moeurs.

Just as well I do then isn't it.

Bimbo Feez

Poor Pete.