h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Right, it's a bee and a poo and a pee and a boo to bompas sturdee and boomalay boomalay poople bopple pie humble dirty poppy zone.

Dingle single dangle.

Fallujah.

Noppy.

Intelligent pee. I just went for an intelligent pee. It was lekker.

Bompas sturdee and boomalay boomalay.

Oh yeah.

Up early and said Hi to the radio and watching Wayyic movie on telliepoo.

Right, I think this. It is silly, it was silly of the Mint people to release 17 and say Oh, this is until 19, you can use it, la la la, and THEN, to release 17.1 and make a massive to-do about it, you know, and so on. And I've learnt with Mint not to change too quickly, because things break. Like scanners and so on. So. I'm on Mint MATE 17 and I doan wanna change until 19.

Right, it's Thursday, and I don't want to go to Tiletoria or to the Isle of the Horses to find a shower; I can always do that tomorrer or whenever I get into email contact with the chaps who are doing my building workle.

In the meantime, workers (Up the Workers!) are pointlessly banging in a dispirited way, dragging their lost souls to and fro, idly frothing at the mouth and sneeze.

The Northern Working Class of England Fair

We're supposed to buckle under the strength of the Northern grit, OK, because as soft Southerners we must bow down; but when a Northerner becomes a poet or a dancer, we must also bow down; because of course it's real, and goes to show.

End of.

Right. What shall we be getting on with? It's been a fraught couple of hours.

Writing. Sindi is coming here at about 4.30 to pick up some tracts. It's a pity her daughter isn't saved, because then she could read them and enjoy and criticise. Anyway, I've just delivered a bunch of them to the Cooks downstairs for them to read. They liked Words 1 and a bunch of other stuff I gave them. But of course, people here just like to be entertained, there's no Oh, I know people who need Bible teaching like this, let me introduce you...

Well, let's see.

Michael Savage has made a mistake; he's been phoned up by a woman who has a good point - but he has managed to swinge it round. He knows she had a point and has boople noppy bobble pipple bimp. Sindi's coming round this afternoon. Robert de Niro has cancelled. Says he's "busy".

I don't know how to manage in the world, I can't cope with it.

All things work together.

https://youtu.be/DDTWyq6f-G4

Triptych for Caroline. Enjoy.

Little Laughter comes out with the most excruciating arrogance, then he scrutinises another's utterance looking for moral failure where there is none. I have to say those people are cruising. As are people like Plockrodge. And all this time I've been subject to their whims.. Well thank God for humility in victory.

Evil is SO boring. The deuille's evil people are prevented from knowing just how laughable and childish their behaviours are; once the sting of death has been taken away, all there is left is a snotty, spiteful short-trouser. But the sad thing is that somewhere there is terrible suffering. Hidden from them, of course, but not from us so much. It's very sad. God spare me, I hope he uses me to deliver a lot of people like Groge.

My evil is still there and it draws out the evil in others; I'm no longer hurt by it, thank God. God uses it in teaching. It is cool. Apostle etc. I hear we have awesome gifts. Well, thank God for that. Of course, people will cluster round to ... but will they? Paul D had to surround himself with sympathetic people; may the Lord himself surround me with the people I need. Specifically Zu-schaetzen-wissen und Ermutigung.

The people around me can only see the evil in me. They cannot see the good in me, the God in me. Why is that? Because God has blinded them? Because God has ... me genoito ... gone against his promise? Well, God is Lord.