h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

It was either that, or ritual public shaming with extra.

Someone with a really good sense of humour has programmed both of us.

Caroline is in Jesus Christ coming through, she's safely repented and just coming to us in Jesus. She's awesome in holiness, splendid in beauty and powerful as an army with banners proclaiming God is Love.

God is the Lover of our Hearts.

No-one could be better pleased about this than I. Before her conversion she suggested... but this is all a bit previous. Let's let things happen before we write them up.

Apparently we're both generational. We're leaving the employ of the Kenilworth Enterprises, and now we're faced with having to set up from scratch. I've got 40 years of growing-up to do, and Caroline has to make a start on the renewing of her mind.

Actually make that 45. I was traumatised, I imagine, in utero with spirits and stuff.

Generational. That'll be mum's side. She's being judged for it as I write. Hopefully that way she won't be judged Afterwards.

Once you've had it done to you & you've been delivered, they can't do it to you any more. At least, that's what someone reckoned. It can be very subtle and even a light trance would be a score for the home side.

Proofing of Sindi's translation of The Language of Grace will be ready by Monday evening. So I can print that in Xhosa.

Everyone around me is correcting me really nastily at the moment. Everyone around me is being very sharp. But I realise I am very heavy.

I had a very amazing experience of trying to hold a conversation with a Satanist and dismally failing, because every of her utterances was an accusation either or criminal intent or of actual utterance of damnatory curse; then, I led her to Christ, and she had an encounter with Jesus, who gave her a new spirit; and suddenly we were able to hold a normal conversation, and she testified, quite naturally, and said "Jesus is the Way, the Truth and the Life". Quite amazing. but boy, was she difficult when she was a Satanist. She was to be my programmer. But she came to Christ instead, and she has helped me overcome my programming, and we are making progress; she is teaching me about the world, and I her about the Kingdom of God.

there are, however, disturbing announcements about her "authority", made in that Hammer Horror voice they use when they want to appear to be speaking with spiritual weight; I am not saying anything for the moment, just nodding and looking appropriately impressed. I shall make our respective spiritual identities clear before we tie any knots.

She has already accused me of taking the piss out of her, and I hadn't at that time, so my protests were, like Obama's, genuine; if she accuses me again, I will counter-accuse of rhetorical accusation fishing trips, and refuse to answer.

Because of course I have taken the piss now, which was unwise of me.

I am apparently of the Mortimer Illuminati bloodline.

I'm breaking free. Programmer came by today in the middle of the nightmare. I told him No, go away.

Because I had missing time before. Who knows what might have happened.

The mind control wearing off was and is a nightmare. But I am determined to break free. FECK THE ILLUMINATI. Interesting to be bloodline though.

NOTICE TO THE ILLUMINATI

I AM FREE OF YOUR MIND CONTROL

AND I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT

I WORK FOR THE CREATOR

HE DOESN'T LIKE THE ILLUMINATI

YOU CAN'T TOUCH ME

BUT I CAN TOUCH YOU, AND JESUS AND I WILL RUIN YOU

YOUR NEW WORLD ORDER ISN'T GOING TO HAPPEN NOW

NOW GO HOME AND PRAY THAT GOD WILL HAVE MERCY ON YOU