h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

The enemy doesn't want me getting any help; the Viljoens are getting impatient with me for not keeping my appointments, which has been entirely out of my control (the maid turned up unexpectedly this morning). They don't seem to realise I'm in a war zone here. Pastor is very busy doing all sorts of important things and obviously someone caught in a demonic struggle, well let's lose our patience with him shall we? Viljoen has obviously lost his patience - he came across all kindly at first, then with more asperity, now his wife is doing her fishwife thing at me - sod it, I'll go somewhere else.