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Purple Moose - He comes, he goes. But mainly the latter...

Helloooo!
It's the Purple moose here again, I have been following the trails of red bull and vodka and found the latest home of Niz, the salad cream obsessive (no offence) who I seem to remember having a rather long conversation with (about Salad cream.)
Just saying that I am normally concious enough to use this site (it normally takes hours of meditation and relaxation to get my brain working.)
Bye!
Purple Moose smiley - smiley


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Niz (soon to be gone)

Hello again.

Sadly I am currently trying to struggle through a bottle of a T*sc* own salad cream that my flatmates bought and it tastes like S**T!! smiley - sadface


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Purple Moose - He comes, he goes. But mainly the latter...

Ouch that hurts, take my advice, throw the bottle out the window and claim you slipped, conveniently having a bottle of the good stuff at the ready!
PM smiley - smiley


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Niz (soon to be gone)

I was thinking about getting my flat mate and the salad cream and sticking the fat end of the bottle RIGHT UP HIS .............

Salad cream.... THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!


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Purple Moose - He comes, he goes. But mainly the latter...

I know how you feel, my brother (evil satanic A******E)keeps hiding the salad cream and replacing it with nasty tasting coleslaw.


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Niz (soon to be gone)

He must be punished!!


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Happy Little Elf - Who's your favourite Dave?

i must say that i prefer mayonaisse


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Niz (soon to be gone)

OOOHHHHH THE HORROR, SACRILIDGE!!!!!!


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Purple Moose - He comes, he goes. But mainly the latter...

Kill, maim, burn destroy!
smiley - reindeer


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Niz (soon to be gone)

* Holding Baseball bat above head*

KNEEL BEFORE DURELL SON OF ZAN!!!!

Salad Cream has and always will be far superior to M*******e.


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Purple Moose - He comes, he goes. But mainly the latter...

Any food tastes supreme...


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Post 12

Dave-Trying in vain to obtain u200000

with cadburys dream


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