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Gagdreek: Hey! WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA!?

I KIDNAPPED THE CELERY. YOU WILL NEVER FIND HIM, SO DON'T BOTHER WITH SEARCH PARTIES. WHEN I DECIDE WHAT MY RANSOM DEMANDS WILL BE, I WILL POST THEM.
TOMORROW THE CELERY WILL MAKE A STATEMENT ABOUT THE KIDNAPPING ON EVERY TV CHANNEL. BE PREPARED.

Aaaah how satisfying. The celery isnt having a good week is he? Oh dear

GREETINGS, REDFISH. YOU ARE RUNNING AGAINST THE CELERY, ARE YOU NOT? GOOD LUCK.

Thankyou, and you are now my friend, as any enemy of the celery is. If you have too much trouble with that ant just give me a call, ok?

Press Notice:

The Elect Demon Drawer and Joanna team whole heartedly condemn this act of cowardice and sculduggery from a perpetraitor unknown and offer all the resources at our command, including Hercules Parrot and a vast array of investigative journalists to seek out and find the kidnappers secret layer. This atrociy can not be allowed to continue unchecked in the democratic society that is h2g2.

next time, use the spell check.

Next time don't insult dyslexics.

next time don't insult someone who just got through calling amy a heinous bitch for falsely accusing her and smearing her good reputation!

Excuse me where did that come from. I'm sick amd tired of my spelling becoming an election issue especially as at times when things are moving fast and these forum move to fast I don't have the time to check each and every word in eahc and every post to check for errors.

DYSLEXIA is a condition which means that I may not be able to see lettters transposed and if you want to make an issue of it you are just being prejuduced and bigoted and shuld think before you speack

Vote for DD and J a vote for equality.

look, i'm sorry i made fun of your dyslexia. that's really awful of me, but i'm sick of being accused of kidnapping the celery because i didn't do it. so i'm really sorry if i was mean but you would be too if someone was trying to frame you. so i apoligize for the spellcheck crack, and wish you luck in the election.

It's one thing I wish they had on here was a spell check.

I've just posted a tirade on you page. Read it if you want, it puts the whole thing in context, it's also on the main Prez pages.

look, as i've said, i'm really sorry. i didn't know. i feel bad for taking out my anger on you, and i feel bad that other people have made fun of your dyslexia. it must be hard. but i'm being framed, and i really wish that amy and styx would just give it up and leave me alone! so i guess you could say that i know how you feel.

And your apology has been noted, sorry for all the confusion.

Gagdreek: So...uh... What about the Celery?

i guess we all get to wait for hitperson's next move...

read my confession and goodbye message at http://www.h2g2.com/F46306?thread=71447