h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Old ad's expired can always be found here, these are from clean-up 13 Aug:
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CONGRATULATIONS Tweetie! On your fantastic exam results!! Well done!
{{HUGS}} 11 AUG 2000
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WELCOME BACK ZAX* in whatever guise you wish to take...we love you.X
11 Aug 2000
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Congratulations on becoming an Archangel, Fashion Cat!
11 Aug 2000
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Sunday clean up August 20th:
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Your opportunity to do something for science!
The Perseids Watch Page
09.08.2000 (one week only!)
Please sign up for the great h2g2 meteor shower count which can be found here http://www.h2g2.com/A411111
The annual Perseids shower is well worth checking out in any case, but the opportunity to take part in a scientific project should not be missed!
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Want to philosophize about life, the universe, and everything? Then come and post to http://www.h2g2.com/U132663(15 AUG 2000)
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h2g2 Natural History Museum NOW OPEN http://www.h2g2.com/A416819
Free admission! Amy the Ant
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E-mail me...please: [email protected]
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Clean up August 20th:
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FREE Tequila
FREE Tequila
FREE Tequila
FREE Tequila at the Drinks Cabinet http://www.h2g2.com/A410301
20th Aug '00
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New! Whose Line is it Anyway? Games like: Questions only, World's Worst, and others. Join in the games HERE http://www.h2g2.com/A412237
Also come to the Space Shopping Station http://www.h2g2.com/A402724.
Stores upon stores all in one huge station. We have food, pets, gifts, books, and much more!
(Aug. 20)
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Clean up August 23rd:
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Guest Artists wanted, see
http://www.h2g2.com/A410220
(21 Aug.)
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Graphic Ants opening soon at
http://www.h2g2.com/A400500
(21 Aug.)
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Grand Opening: The 24-Seven Convenience Store
http://www.h2g2.com/A401239
(21 Aug.)
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Anybody know any good quotes? Come to my place!!!!!!!!( insert more exclamation marks here)!!!! 21 AUG 2000 (My b-day)
http://www.h2g2.com/U147989
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Clean up September 3rd: - - - - - - - - - - Come visit Sea's Ice Cream in Mixed Nuts's Space Shopping Station! http://www.h2g2.com/F49752?thread=71338 (30 Aug 2000) - - - - - - - - - - THE CELERY HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED http://www.h2g2.com/U148188 (31 Aug 2000) - - - - - - - - - - Are you lonely? Well join The Lonely Club http://www.h2g2.com/A419636 Come and maybe you won't be lonely anymore. You can also come to my party. http://www.h2g2.com/A413975 (Aug. 30) - - - - - - - - - - H2G2 MEETUP!!! @The Temple, St Georges Street, Bolton, Lancs Friday 1 September 2000 10pm-3am Dress 2 Impress. Over 18's only - - - - - - - - - -

Clean up September 10th
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There is a desperate need for a community where MUSES can feel at home(and inspired). If you are an interested artist or simply have a creative bent and would like to lend it to other h2g2 citizens, come on over to MUSES FOR HIRE
http://www.h2g2.com/A420661
and discuss your inspirational ambitions with me, Dragonfly, Muse of Song and Dance
http://www.h2g2.com/A98816
Thank you!!!
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A role-playing fantasy game is being worked on to be started. If you would like to be a character or help out in any way, come to the fantasy world through here
http://www.h2g2.com/A409321
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Clean up September 24th:
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Mixed Nuts' End-of-the-World Party:
http://www.h2g2.com/A414073
Come and party 'till the end of the world!
(Sept. 10)
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Suggestions wanted for the next British h2g2 meet-up! Come to
http://www.h2g2.com/A421011
and have your say!
(Sep 21)
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Clean up October 1st:
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COME TO MALLWORLD!
http://www.h2g2.com/A415991
- WHERE ALL DREAMS COME TRUE! OVER TWENTY TOUSAND SHOPS, ONE MILLION CUSTOMERS DAILY FROM SOL SYSTEM AND THE STARS!
By S. P. Somtow
(Sept. 30)
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Project: Latin American Pre-Columbic Cultures
http://www.h2g2.com/A388299
is being researched for the Universitiy of Life. If you would like to contribute with an article or with some info, however small it is, drop by and begin a conversation below.
~The Frood~
(September 24)
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The Greebo T. Cat Sanctuary For Distressed Eggs
http://www.h2g2.com/A431876
needs your help.
Adopt an Egg today, make your life have meaning.
(30:09:2000)
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Since the Noticeboard has been a bit quite lately, I'll just leave the ads up for now... /Titania

Clean up Sunday October 22:
First, I'll take the liberty of changing the text or background colour of two of the ads, since certain browsers will make it very difficult to distinguish the text from the background...

...and these ads have been removed:

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GET FREE ADVICE HERE!
http://www.h2g2.com/A445169
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Where IS Matthew Kershaw?
What terrible tragedy has befallen him?
Who is responsible?
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Clean up November 19th:
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Help revive "The Official h2g2 Chat Room"
http://www.h2g2.com/A154054
(Nov. 12)
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WANTED: Researchers with working knowledge of H2G2, creative minds, language and communication skills and friendly personalities.
Help to create the Terran Embassy at H2G2!
For more information visit The Embassy Office
http://www.h2g2.com/A447040
or contact Kumetanzuka
http://www.h2g2.com/U140819
Posted Oct. 16-Oct. 30, 2000
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In memory of...
Come and light a candle
http://www.h2g2.com/A463682
(Nov. 5)
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