h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*...three men jump out, one of them rushes over to you with a form for you to sign*
Are you the Krylma Leader? Can you sign here for reciept of this donut, then we'll unpack it.
Sorry its a bit late, the traffic was...

No, no, that's quite understandable. I'm patient as far as supervillains go.

*Cheerfully signs the form. Snaps his fingers and a worker droid comes out with a floating dolly cart*

Just load it onto this, please. And tell Joanna I'm grateful for this special delivery. It'll be the cause of much celebration.

*the three men expertly load the donut onto the dolly*

eat and enjoy, now...

Thank you. Have a safe trip back, now!

*As the lorry drives away, KL smiles. He feels guilty about not telling the entire truth. However, his plans for the donut are not evil, and the donut will be stored in such a way as to keep it fresh for him to consume after he has used it for his own purposes. Actually, come to think of it, Joanna would probably still have made the donut even if she really knew what he was going to use it for; she would see that it wasn't evil. Affy did this kind of thing all the time. KL sighs and turns to the worker-droids standing at attention*

Droids, take this to my hangar ASAP. I'll install it when I get there, but first there is some unfinished buisiness I must attend to. Oh, and you may all have the rest of the night off once you finish this last assignment.

*As the robots leave, KL disapears in a puff of smoke*