h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*A long, billowing cloak swooshes as a dark woman appears*

Greetings, Minos Krylma. As you may or may not be aware, you are one of my largest barriers in taking over h2g2. Therefore...you could say "War were declared" if you were of the more calloused type. I shall be seeing you soon.

*She swoooshes back out to the Caverns*

Careful in the caverns! It's easy to get lost in Krylma Mountain!

Another villain, in less than a month, who dares to oppose me. First Clipboard, then Darksquid, and now persona non grata. Throw Kudos into the mix and it's been an interesting year.

Security, permit no more non-STUMPED affiliated villains into the mountain.

*Minos heads to his war room*

persona, a word of advice...don't try to take over STUMPED, because you will most likely fail. If you somehow manage to succeed (I highly doubt it), then you'll have me to deal with.

An interesting year? Krylma, that's ALL you have to say?? Well, then, let's make it MORE interesting...

*Kudos blows a sharp blast on the blue whistle which Corrupt hasn't remembered to take away from him yet. A huge ice dragon appears out of nowhere, and hovers where Kudos can climb on to its back. They fly high above the ground, then fire a blast of ice into persona's cavern, and a nice looooong blast at Krylma.*

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

*Kudos scratches his head and looks at the two frozen villains, wondering why neither of them have managed to unfreeze themselves or take revenge of any kind yet.*

*Psycho appears, looking around, wondering WHAT IN THE HECK is going on*

WHAT IN THE HECK IS GOING ON!!!!!

*FACE appears*

FACE-As a representative of the multi-dimensional beings, and hence a protector of h2g2 continuity, I am officially revoking the third post from this forum, as it breaks The Laws Of Continuity, specifically the clauses and subclauses on battle, and attacking an opponent (which states that while anyone can use any kind of weapon, only the person affected is allowed to state the effect of that weapon). Furthermore,....wait, what am I doing? If KL can't win this, *I'LL* be the only Minos Krylma left in this plane of existence! Carry on, Kudos!

*FACE vanishes. However, Minos Krylma is no longer in the war room, and is elsewhere in the mountain. A PA Speaker turns on*


If this message is being heard, I am probably still alive and well, and am quickly recuperating. It also means that whoever dared to attack me was not very good about finishing the job. Fool. It is well known that I can teleport. Did you never assume that I would have safeguards in place in the event of my incapacitation within the mountain? I am in a hidden bio-lab at this very moment, being rapidly shot back up to health by a loyal Krylma agent.

I hereby issue the following statement. To the Gecko Warriors, Komodo Dragon Warriors, and Black Suited Extras in the mountain, seal off every exit and find whoever is responsible for this. Be prepared for anything. To whoever is responsible for this, I suggest you hide well. To any loyal STUMPED agents, capture and torment whoever did this. There will be a hefty pay-check increasement if you do.

I will be along shortly.

*psycho's psychogenetic copy that had appeared earlier starts to sneak out*
*slaps self on forehead* what am i doing? i'm only a copy!
*fades out*