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J'au-æmne Started conversation Jul 31, 2000
Hi there, welcome to h2g2. 
I hope you enjoy being here...
Happy hiking... here are a few links which may help you on your way:
New Users Page: http://www.h2g2.com/Welcome-Newcomers
ACEs homepage: http://www.h2g2.com/Aces
Read the Writing Guidelines: http://www.h2g2.com/Writing-Guidelines and start researching your own entries!
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If you need anything, or have any questions or comments, do tell me
Joanna
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