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Sickness!!/thursday
Posted Aug 31, 2000
Hello, trying to write something today, tried it on thuesday but then I got sick, and for most of the time I had fever-dreams about little yellow ducklings. I realy don not know why. If anybody can tell me I would be very happy. Enough about yellow ducklings, although they are quite pretty thing, but unfortunat quit loud, My life continius(my french), in a satesfing(french) way. Not much to say,
-bj-
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Monday`s lesson
Posted Aug 28, 2000
Hello, I`am back after a weekend consisting of almost continiously(my french again) party. Here are a little list of things you DON`t do when having a party at your own house.(tested out on saturday/sunday):
1. First of all, do not let somebody else do the invitation. A lot of people you do not know tend to show up at the door, or suddenly find themselvs in the living room(or some where else in the house for that mather), the kitchen I found out attracted a lot more people the I first thought, with other people you don`t want to know.
2. Do not try to fit three or more persons into a chair. Most chairs are constructed to only stand the pressure of one medium size man. NOT three or more.
3. Do not try to change song in the middel of a more popular one. (How to figure out if the song is popular is to check how many guteral atemtes to sing along with the texted there are.)
4. Don`t get drunk at your own party. It is so much easier to keep uninvited people outside, stop fights before they starts and it is so much nicer to clean in the evening after without a terrible hangover.
Some things to do:
1. Remove all of your parentes precious china or everything else that they love. The chanch that something get`s smashed(french), is big.
2. Remember to invited people!
3. Try to tell them where you live.
4. Have a good mood, beer, wine, liquer etc..helps,(do not drink to much see nr.4 over)
5. Music is not only nice to have, but probably the most important thing to remember. The reason, well if you don`t know don`t have a party.
If you follow most of this, you should have quit a good party, and go to bed around eight or nine in the morning. If the house do not look like a mess the day after you have done something wrong.
-bj-
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Friday morning!!
Posted Aug 25, 2000
Hello, dear freinds.
Just want to let you in on some of my everyday problems.
Some days are hardere than others to make a "rise and shine" in the morning. This was one of them. In accordance(very bad french) to my list from yesterday(look: top 5 places to drink beer in tr.heim), I visited "samfundet" and there was of course a party. Almost to many people. And the beer was cheap and the women pretty. And more beer and thou the more pretty the ladies got, (most of us guys know this by heart.) Then because of the rather large amount of beer and the even larger part of pretty females, the our`s passed like a hot knife through butter(I had of course to be there, in search for new material for the Guide.) So I stumbeld home early in the morning, talking to passing stairs, and flowers, and as often I walked home alone.
-bj-
look forward to next weeks edition: How not to throw a home party, or how to wreck your apartment.
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