h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Gagdreek: I think you lost me again.

Can you remember the last place I put you? Was it on the coffee table? I'm always losing things there, I can never remember to clean it up

Gagdreek: Eh?

Princess: You will have to excuse Gagdreek, he's kind of slow.

Gagdreek: Oh, I get it! You lost me!

Feline: i knew you'd catch on.

So tell me guys, has Gagdreek always been a little, well, *special*, or was there some kind of freak fairy floss machine accident?

Princess: Gagdreek isn't exactly from this world. He clames to be from another planet.

Gagdreek: I stumbled across this planet one day when I had gotten completely lost folowing a Vwoodge map. Terrable things to follow, those maps. Well I enjoyed it here so much that I desided to stay.

Well, with such fantastic company as Princess Pettal, Feline, and all the other .....uhm.....people/androids/creatures I haven't yet spoken with, I'm sure I can understand why you chose to stay, Gagdreek.

So tell me, princess, is anyone in control there, or is life so harmonious that everyone just does what everyone else wants without even having to ask?

Do you all ever fall out ?

Cthulu, I think it was about 3am for me as well when I posted that

Princess:Fall out of what? There is someone who is kind of in control. For some reason Zack was put in charge of this page and making sure we don't all leave it. There always has to be someone here while the others roam around doing whatever on other threads.

Feline: right now Dark Gray, Xanthe, the goddess, Sonya, and Mr. Patience are somewhere. a party or something I think.

Gagdreek: The 50th Guardian Angel party. They found an invitation on someone's page and Gray decided to check it out. They haven't been back.

I'm lost now.

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Ah yes.

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Damn!

Gagdreek: What?

*smiles smugly*

Princess: We have just had a new member of our little group. Kiddo is an 18 year old millionare. He is trying to join the survivor thing here.

Gagdreek: Really?

Groovy
Say Hi to Kiddo for me

Hi Kiddo! (from Lisa the Freak). Oh, hang on, you probably meant for Princess to do it. Oh well

Hi Kiddo from me

So Gagdreek, do you have any problems with authorities wanting to kick you off the planet, or do you look as abnormal as the rest of us?

Princess: You probably won't see Kiddo for a while. He's going to be in the survivor threads.

Gagdreek: We need to put a link to tose so we and others can watch and see what's happening. It might me fun just to watch.
Problems with authorities? No, not really. No one seems to mind an alien around here. Oh sure you get funny looks from people passing by, but what do you expect from a race who don't see that sort of thing every day?

Kiddo: I haven't left yet. I'm getting pretty excited though. Just think, out on an island with a bunch of people I've never met before, trying to survive!

Feline: i bet you'll be voted off the first week.

I don't.

Good luck Kiddo!!

Kiddo: Thank's Lisa.

Gagdreek: I don't eather. A bet eh? What are you willing to bet Kiddo makes it through, say, three weeks? Wait, how long will they be there?

Kiddo: 40 days. You aren't putting much faith in me either Gag.

Gagdreek: OK, OK. I bet he will make it *over* three weeks. What are we betting? Money or other? What do you say Princess, you in or what?

Princess: I certainly will not participate in this.

Gagdreek: Fine. How about uh... three dollars that Kiddo makes it?

Kiddo: Well, I better go pack whatever stuff they'll let me take.
Thanks for the encouragement Gag.

What will you bet?

Feline: i bet you $50 he doesn't last over a week.

Gagdreek: Pretty bold bet cat! OK, I raise my bet to ten dollars!

Princess: This is ridicules.

Kiddo: I'm going to last through the whole 40 days! so there.

Gagdreek: Care to add to the bet then?

Kiddo: er..uh, no. No, I don't bet.

Gagdreek: You didn't get rich on betting then?

Kiddo: I'm going. Good-bye.