h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I don't know you. I've never met you before, in RL or offline. But you seem quite nice.

VIp

Why do you think I'm called The pocket sized BFG?

Because you're cuddly, but smaller than the BFG I suppose. Makes sense.

I'm actually quite tall. But compared to a giant I'm pocket sized so...

I like the way your mind works.

How do you know about that?

The rationale as to your name. Makes sense, but not, perhaps, the first way someone would look at a situation.

I'm fighting a war. I've just won a battle but it's far from over

Good luck, my friend. Which war is this?

The war between mind and heart (and stomach)

Chocolate or h2g2? That was my latest battle. I chose h2g2.

Chocolate is my methadone

Chocolate keeps me alive. It's a little pathetic, but it works. I am still here.

Exactly. I did say i was going to give up chocolate for a while but I need it now more than ever. I may have won the battle but the war is far from over.

When you give up chocolate for a long time, it's okay. You cease to want it. But as soon as you taste it, even a little bit, you're back where you started. It's not fair!

Are you any good at poetry I came up with this but couldn't get any further.

She said You may have won the battle
But You'll never win the war
And with that she clicked her fingers
And i came running back for more

It may be short but it's good...

I only do micky-take poetry. I can't do proper stuff. little limericks and things for people's birthdays.

A lot of people tell me my "second rate" poetry is quite good

If it isn't supposed to be good than you can laugh at it!

I don't understand