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left to die by strangers

Post 541

Purple Moose - He comes, he goes. But mainly the latter...

right, spent ages in 10 minute bursts....?
smiley - reindeer


left to die by strangers

Post 542

Happy Little Elf - Who's your favourite Dave?

You're trying to confuse me aren't you.


left to die by strangers

Post 543

Purple Moose - He comes, he goes. But mainly the latter...

orange
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left to die by strangers

Post 544

Happy Little Elf - Who's your favourite Dave?

All i said was Do you want to fondle my buttocks and the man in the funny hat arrested me.


left to die by strangers

Post 545

Purple Moose - He comes, he goes. But mainly the latter...

yes, the good ol' Monty Python...
smiley - reindeer


the only way is up.

Post 546

Happy Little Elf - Who's your favourite Dave?

And then of course lots of people have been court with thier trousers down here. It's the only way to move up in the world.


the only way is up.

Post 547

Purple Moose - He comes, he goes. But mainly the latter...

*The Purple Moose is practising not being seen*
smiley - reindeer


the only way is up.

Post 548

Happy Little Elf - Who's your favourite Dave?

You're over there underneath the sub-editors table trying to get your entries into the edited guide.


the only way is up.

Post 549

Purple Moose - He comes, he goes. But mainly the latter...

*boom*
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the only way is up and down in a rhythmic motion.

Post 550

Happy Little Elf - Who's your favourite Dave?

Am I the only one surprised the moderators haven't deleted those last few posts?


the only way is up and down in a rhythmic motion.

Post 551

Purple Moose - He comes, he goes. But mainly the latter...

not really, it's not the kinda thing they remove...
smiley - reindeer


the only way is up and down in a rhythmic motion.

Post 552

Happy Little Elf - Who's your favourite Dave?

What posts suggesting that the only way to get into the edited guide is to give the sub-editors head?


down, down, down, down, down...

Post 553

Purple Moose - He comes, he goes. But mainly the latter...

hmm. anyway. My favourite Dave?
Dave Quackenbush
smiley - reindeer


down, down, down, down, down...

Post 554

Happy Little Elf - Who's your favourite Dave?

Why not Pissed Off Dave? He play's guitar you know.


down, down, down, down, down...

Post 555

Purple Moose - He comes, he goes. But mainly the latter...

right...
smiley - reindeer


The Queen Of Lame Mistakes

Post 556

Happy Little Elf - Who's your favourite Dave?

Today could be the last time I see Jen.


The Queen Of Lame Mistakes

Post 557

Purple Moose - He comes, he goes. But mainly the latter...

*comes back when the last comment is invalid and hopes the smiley - elf has forgotten, realising that that seems like it'll never happen*
hi, I forgot about this wonderful place.
smiley - reindeer <----still no smiley i see


The Queen Of Lame Mistakes

Post 558

Happy Little Elf - Who's your favourite Dave?

I can't even begin to understand half of whats going on in my head right now but until I do shut the smiley - bleep up.


The Queen Of Lame Mistakes

Post 559

Hamish the Dingo (Keeper Of Bert The Semi-Stunned Albatross, Evil Scheming Plans And Childish Rude Noises)

What if he doesnt want to???? MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA YES I RETURN TO HAUNT THEE. Not for long though. Actaully until about........ now.


A random piece of randomness

Post 560

Happy Little Elf - Who's your favourite Dave?

The train leaves in three minutes.

But the bomb.

There's no time.

What about the innoncent people?

Jack's been having an affair, those lot have just robbed a bank and mrs. Greene of chaffinch close, southend on sea has just stolen two cookies from the cookie jar.


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