h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hi there! I'm androyd one of the Assistant Community Editors who have volunteered to help new members. Welcome to the largest collaborative writing project er...anywhere. Take a look at some guide entries and see if you can add to the collection. If you feel there is a subject you can write about try doing a search first to see what already exists. Also I don't know if you've realised it yet, but the guide is about more than guide entries. Try these links to make new friends or even get a virtual job. I did.
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Nice to be looked after, I wouldn't to fall down the gaps in the middle somewhere.


Cheers Graham

BTW, who are you accusing of being a Septic??
I am an Essex man.... Like thats better. Like I said, Mostly...

What does an Essex girl do with her c*** before she goes to the Disco ? .............Drops him off at the pub on the way.

Well, I'm impressed. I thought I'd heard 'em all.

Is there a compilation of Essex jokes in the guide?

More to the point would anybody want one.....?

To answer your questions ...no and er...no.

Hmmm, what are you trying to say?

Well I'll take it as a maybe shall I?

Irrepressible...you'll do well - how's it going so far?