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Post 1

Bluebottle

Hi Satan - I must admit that you are someone I never really wanted to meet in real life, but I hope you won't hold that against me.

Here are a few suggestions of some other places on the guide - as I see you haven't been out and about a lot:

New user page:-
http://www.h2g2.com/A5752
ACEs (Assistant Community Editors) Homepage:-
http://www.h2g2.com/A214796
Guide to H2G2
http://www.h2g2.com/A344756

If you need any help with anything, let me know!

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Post 2

Satan

No, if you need any help with anything, you let me know!

«S»


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Post 3

Bluebottle

Was that an attempt at a tempting temptation? smiley - winkeye


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Post 4

Satan

Are you asking out of hope?

«S»


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Post 5

Bluebottle

What would I hope to be tempted with? You tell me - you're the all-powerful.

Incidently, how do you kill an unkillable demon?


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Post 6

Satan

Unkillable?

*bwahahaha*

«S»


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Post 7

Bluebottle

Just wondering as I'm writing something called "Arcadia" where the hero has to kill an unkillable demon for the story to be completed.
If the demon doesn't die, the story doesn't work. If the demon is unkillable, the story doesn't work. I've spent 2 years writing this thing, so I really need a way to kill the unkillable demon without contradicting the story.

Any ideas?


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Post 8

Satan

Why not just throw him into an alternate dimension? Sounds easy enough, and opens up for a sequel smiley - devil


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Post 9

Bluebottle

The trouble with using an ending like that is that it's a sell out, something which I do not want to do.
And there is absolutely zero sequal potential. This is, and has to be, a one-off.

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