h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hi Styx!

OK, so thanks to Affi's elf emerald I will be able to maintaing that RBP for several weeks.

What I would like in exchange is:

I have the impression that you get around a lot.
Have you met any interesting musicians, singers or dancers to partake in my big show at
http://www.h2g2.com/A399855

And then, once I've rounded up enough guest artists, would you help me advertise the show?

On the other hand, I'm not sure of the value of the pale blue pearl... does it have any magic?

There was an old piece of papirus near it, wait... *rummaging through shreds of gnawed-up journal* Here, covered with Elvic runes. I can't read Elvic.

Not many people accept presents from me without asking more questions. Telegram lady didn't accept my diamond.
*sits and washes whiskers thoughtfully*

Hmmmm...*reading papyrus*

OK, Styx, I'll accept the pearl in exchange for eternal RBP. Just remind me to reinforce it whenever we meet..

*taking papyrus with her, got to examine it closer, really interesting stuff*

Wait! What you need ship expertise for? I know ships. Sailed on lots and lots of old ships. I always know when to get off heh heh heh
*likes his own joke*

*pauses in doorway*

Look here:
http://www.h2g2.com/A404524

*drifting off*

huh

Can't help. I sailed in the ships but never knew what they were. I know a lot about the insides, the holds, the bilges, the narrow spaces behind the galley. Know about the fleas and lice.

Sorry.
*watches efl lady drift away*