Miming Manhood

Hello. :-P You may call me Sparky, my friends...well, actually, my friends don't call me Sparky, but I would like it if they would. It is my goal, as a researcher for the extension of the Guide here on Earth, to help provide everyone with peace, love, happiness, and lots of free snack food. For peace, I can suggest that you first be at peace through yourself, adhering to any religious doctrine that floats your proverbial boat, or not, if that greases your proverbial weasel. For love, may I offer a fair amount of understanding, patience, caring, give-and-take, and pickup lines. For happiness, I offer snack food. And as for the snack food, I offer a suggestion; that you head to your local retailer of snack foodish products, pick out some that you like, and tell them Sparky sent you. This will probably do absolutely nothing for you, other than earn you some odd glances and demands for actual payment, but then again one never knows, now does one? And if it works, I would not be offended if one sent me some free snack food. It would really be the least one could do, now, wouldn't it?

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Hi Sparky Jul 12, 2000


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