h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Might we have met before, in some other guise?

was it at a party with fancy hats?

No, I rather suspected it was false beards actually.

Oh I remember, I quite like the mutton chops

It seems that other bearded people go off line when you appear Sal.

Was it something you said?

intimidation perhaps?

That might be it.

It's only a beard I really don't see why anyone would be phased by it. Unless of course they were phased by it, pun intended sir. Pun intended.

Haha!! Very funny madam, very funny.

Actually I didn't get it

I've implied that my beard is in fact a weapon of a phasing class.
Phaser- particularly a type of energy beam weapon.

Things just aren't as funny when you have to explain them, are they?

no, explaining them makes me feel a bit foolish actually.