h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hello I fell asleep on the train today I woke up with my head resting on some poor old woman's shoulder!

And then I realised I'd missed my stop by TWO stops! So I had to get ANOTHER train and go back I'm very tired How are you?

Awwww bless you I'm fine thanks. You?

Yeah not too bad thanks, what have you been upto?

Drawing Are you exhausted after your trip?

I'm a bit shattered yes, but it's nothing that a mug of hot chocolate and some cake won't solve

Good. Awww the Coca Cola advert has just come on

Is it the one with the damn truck and the weird looking Santa? Bah, humbug.

Yes

BAH, HUMBUG! You will not force Christmas cheer onto me yet, woman!

Do you not like Christmas?

I Christmas In December! Not in November! It detracts away from it when they start doing it too early for me

Ah right, ok, I get it

And it will make my present to you worthless if we start talking about Christmas now

And what present is this?

Me, completely naked, wearing nothing but a big, extravagant bow to cover my manhood

Nah, I'm kidding, I shall write you an epic poem

That Sue's A Devil person on 606 seems like a right bitch, by the way.

Yes, I'm getting a bit irritated and slightly upset at being attacked with personal comments on there.

Ignore her. You're worth 12 of her, as is evident by her inability to accept that another person has their own opinion. I don't want you to be upset.

I always get upset over little things like that though, it's just the person I am, I don't like people who try to make themselves act 'big' by making others feel 'this' small.

Me neither, it's pretty vile behaviour by someone who is so insecure in his or herself that they feel they have to do that.

And given that you yourself refuse to lower yourself to their level, all it proves is that you have a level of maturity greater than he/she could ever comprehend.