h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

But I still get the feeling that you're extra special. I will blame you for raising my expectations of all females.
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I'm apparently my mam's favourite (that sounds mean ) Any female that isn't as sweet, lovely and caring as you doesn't deserve you.

I can see why you'd be her favourite, you're already my favourite within about 2 months.

"Any female that isn't as sweet, lovely and caring as you doesn't deserve you."

That would rule out every single female other than yourself.

you're already my favourite within about 2 months.
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That would rule out every single female other than yourself.
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Don't be silly, there are plenty of lovely women out there just waiting to be swept away by you.

I don't doubt that there are plenty of women. They are not you however.

There are loads and loads of women who are as caring as you, you might bump into one tomorrow on your way to uni.

You miss the point of the second sentence in that last comment!

Sorry. I'm sure there are many people who are similar to me, the world is a big place

Hmmm.

Are you doing that thing when you hum because you want to hum and so therefore hum?

No

Then what are you humming for?

I don't want to say, as such

Ok. Lets talk about something else, if you want? Have you got 3D glasses? I'm watching Derren Brown with them on

It's nothing against you, just generally.

I have no 3D glasses, I can't actually remember the last time I wore a pair

I remember wearing a pair when I went to Paris, it was this little short film they had, it was brilliant. They also had these effects, that when you were sitting down, it felt like something was underneath your feet.

That's called the ground dear

When did you go to Paris?

That's called the ground dear
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Haha

I went to Paris, ages ago, actually it might have been France (Two different trips). I went was I was very young, maybe 12, can't quite remember, anyway I wen them from dover on a cruise. I cruises, although one time I slept in the two bunk on a cruise and while it was moving in the middle of the night, I fell out and onto the floor It hurt at the time.

So many spelling/grammar mistakes

Aww, R&F, that floor must've been honoured to have you fall on it

I remember you saying you've travelled an awful lot, Norway, Spain etc, you must've had some incredible experiences?

"So many spelling/grammar mistakes"

I would not want you any other way