h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

THANK YOU FOR YOUR SUPPORT!!!

What? No 'Mwah&Ha!'?

Oh, very well: Mwah&Ha.

Now, back in your box.

You're very touchy for an evil genius you know...

He IS? Has he ever been arrested for it? For being touchy, I mean? Because then maybe we have his prints on file down at the local precinct.

I think his prints are probably here on this box he's keeping me in. I mean, his glove prints at any rate. Oh, hang on - I think we're about to go into a tunnel - I'll call you ba-

*bzzzt*

*throws down the phone* Damn cellualar phones!!

*picks it up again and tries to reach bubster* Hello? Hello? What kind of car is he driving??? HELLO?

This post has been removed.

I think we may have a problem of pronouns.

This post has been removed.

No no no.. what kind of car is the ANECDOTER driving because... Ahhh crap. He's gone. Beetleman! To the Flying Bugmobile!!

No, no, this calls for the beetleskiboats!

*stops*

Um... do they fly? Because... Oh the RIVER!! gotcha.

*races off*

Ahh. But the real question is can they get someone out of a box in a moving car?? (And I thought that this was a job for the Ghost busters!)

~Who ya gonna call?~ GHOST BUBSTER!

Oh, crap. I left the keys for the beetleskiboats in my other tights. Perhaps if i reverse the polarity of the inlaid frequency of the sonic detector unit, we can triangulate the car by useing the metal from the heels in my sidekick's shoes and a small but potent carrot.

*stands around obligingly in usefull shoes*

*triangulates*

Listen, if you're going to go about doing mathmamatical equations, first of all, you're going to need another pencil and second of all bubster will be dead before we can get to him!

DEAD????? nO he can't die, unless of course he runs out of air in that small box he got put in...

Who will run his empire?