h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

ugh. this STUPID JERK of a guy down the hall, who i THOUGHT i had a crush on.... well, lemme start at the beginning.

he's a really nice guy. he's in the band and he's really crazy and fun. and he's always teasing me, you know, kind of flirty teasing.

so today i was looking for a quiet place to practice a monologue, and he said i could use the common room in his suite. so i'm in there, muttering incoherently and pacing, TRYING to ignore him - and he writes this cute little message on the whiteboard on his door that says "have fun practicing, mel"

*melts*

so then i'm trying to write, and trying to write, and failing utterly, so i go to talk to him. he smelled /really/ good! and while we were talking, this other guy who i've been avoiding - he keeps on asking me to hang out with him, and he's SO not my type - came down the hall. so avoid guy is in the hall and nice guy closes the door for me, so avoid guy won't see me. then another guy came and was talking to us, and i was telling them how avoid guy is always offering me massages (remember the massage party guy? that's him. i decided he's not my type)

so ANYWAY, while nice guy and the other guy and i were talking about avoid guy ---- screw it, i'm using names. so, while K and J and i were talking about A wanting to give me massages, J made some joke about thinking that HE was the only one giving me massages, and K said something about everyone having their hands on me... kidding, of course. then he was like, "i bet no one's ever massaged you here!"

AND THEN HE GRABBED MY @$$!!!!!!

boy, did i blush. i had to go back into the common room after that. J decided to make a hasty exit to his room at that point, too. and then K got a phone call from his girlfriend, and i felt so stupid that i had to get out of thee, and i ran back to my room. and here i am.

Being one myself, I can assure you that not all men are sex crazed fiends (ever notice that if you add an 'r', fiends becomes friends), at least not most of the time. If you might be interested in how the Iroquois Indians treated their women, check out A599592,(shameless plug). In the mean time, cheer up! I know it seems like forever, but you'll meet Mr. Right eventually, promise.

*pouts* i want him NOW though!

at this rate, when i meet him, i'll punch him for taking so long to show up!!!!

*off to read entry*

If he really is Mr. Right, he will still be around after you punch him. Then you'll get to make up!

how does this make J bad?

J's not. J's nice. /K/ is the one i'm obsessing about.

hmm... good point, ralph!

and K has a girlfriend

Here's some further advise you might find usefull.

"Each I time I look at a man, I think, 'Is this the man I want
my children to spend their weekends with?'"
---Rita Rudner

some times we ARE evil

besides we're from right?

yep yep yep!!!

, ralph!!!!

K's being nice to me... he came up to me twice today, of his own accord.

but its him you dont like? oh, im confused

no, i DO like K. i DON'T like A.

he walked me to the grocery store tonight. and i didn't even ask him to.

* rolls eyes *

yes, i'm a silly, silly girl. but that's what i get for being born with two of those damned X chromosomes. tisk tisk...

you like K.
K is giving you attention.
K has a girlfriend.
K pinched you.

which of these statements is correct?

are you still interested?

i have a feeling, if what it hink happened happened, is that K likes you but isnt very good at charm and is monumentally inept at chatting people up. i dont think hes a lecherous sexist.

if of course i misread your ramblings, um, give us the details.

all of the above are correct.

yes, i'm still interested.

you are fully correct.

well im sure he's just a bit pants with women, rather than a dirty groper

yeah, i think so too. otherwise i wouldn't have still been interested...

well i hope it goes alright.

did you win a t shirt too btw?

Aaaahhhhh welllll.... live and learn. Or live OR learn. Or neither. Whatever.