h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Yo? You there?

Why you want me to go to spaceship? You come too?

Zeb: Yes, little clone, I think you should go to the spaceship. And while you're gone, the rest of us can "discuss" with sea the whereabouts of this week's "Quest" chapter...



Zeb: Soooooo... you wouldn't have been putting things like "work" and "school" first, would ya sea? 'Cause that's not good prioritizing...

*cough*

ahem. er. i mean, uh... heh.

*forces smile*

*turns and runs for cover, hollering while she goes*

itwasn'tmyfaultihadfivepapersduethisweekwhichididn't
startuntilthisweeki'mreallysorryi'llneverdoitagain!!!!!!!!!!!!

Zeb(shouting after her): SEE?! SEE WHY YOU SHOULDN'T LET REAL LIFE GET IN THE WAY OF INTERNET PASTIMES?!

*Slips her a note from her mother, her Doctor, and her teacher* Quick, use these!

sec, I'm already there in holographic form, It's rather easy for me to teleport in there. What are you planning to do to red dog?

*brandishes notes*

i was sick! i had class! it was a family emergency! don't kill me!!!!!

I'm sorry Zeb, I'm afraid you can't kill her today, this one's genuine

Zeb: Awwwwwww, but I wanted to slaughter me some things...

Emar(popping in from nowhere): Hey, Yo, got one of those for me. A side project of my own won't be updated tomorrow as it normally should be, and it'd be hypocritical of Zeb not to come after ME for it...




...oh yeah, and long time no see!

*passes emar a note*

Emar(reading note aloud): "The best meat is in the face..."


...erm, I meant a note to make Zeb NOT maul me...

*scribbles something on the back of a note*

here ya go, emar...

this is better than the sci fi channel

soeasilycloned no have teeveee in doggie laboratory .... nothing to amuse meeee.

Yo persson how do I get to seee the Red Dog ?

Emar(reading sea's note): "Hey Zeb... look over THERE!..."



Emar(still reading): "...(Run away while shrew is distract-..." oh wait, this part is stage directions...

*walks in without any idea about what's going on*

s?

I came with a for sea.

*puts it in a corner of the thread, hoping she will find it before anything happens to it*

Zeb: Yeah, wouldn't want anything to happen to it. Like maybe getting CRUSHED BY THAT GIANT SAFE SUSPENDED ***DIRECTLY ABOVE*** THAT CORNER!!
















<...nothing happense...>



Zeb: ...annnnnnnnnnnnnnnytime, now...

N-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-!-!-!-!

*sea runs toward the hug, slides on the floor feetfirst into the corner, grabbing the hug before scrambling to her feet. the piano swings menacingly*