h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ice sits in his office behind a solid obsidian desk. His chair seems to be made of living darkness. Even as you look, it seems to move and shift. Occasionaly an appendage will reach out and carress his arm or face to which he smiles serenely moves his hand as if to pet it. The walls of the office are painted solid black with silver mirrors placed stratigicly to bounce what little light is in the room and make the reflections go off into infinity. Liosh Ice's mini-dragon familar sits in a velvet nest in one corner. As you glance around the disorienting office you notice that niether Ice nor Liosh seem to have reflections

[Lt]Yo has given me this report to deliver



Intercept one:
*In a rush of wind, Mystrunner flies overhead atop a mechanized dragon. It circles over the battlefield.*

*Calls Down* Bishop Odo! The Guymelifs are a success!


Intercept two:
We haven't worked on projectiles or energy weapons yet. Not enough power, so Fred Smith's going to try to get a perpetual motion engine installed. Its blade-work from here on out.

*The Guymelif swoops low to the ground, and with a sound like steel cutting silk, transforms. What crouches on the ground now is a nine ton thirty-five meter tall suit of armour.*

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Have you heard of this new weapons system? seems rather archaine but tis good to be aware.

*After looking over the intellegence Ice "hmmmms" thoughtfully*

Hmmmmm...
Interesting. Mass war provides many opportunitys I shall have to see about this. Up for a little outing my friend?

*Liosh looks up sleepily and blinks, after a second he stretches languidly and glides over to Ice's shoulder. Ice dismisses the Lt. and returns his salute. Reaching under his desk he pushes a button and the far wall drops revealing his personal armor and weapons...*