h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hi Evil Leazes... Tell Joanna I said "Welcome back from wherever you've been"...

If I weren't an evil fish I'd tell him that Joanna had a good time away last week... ugh. I'm glad I'm evil and don't have to go around saying sissy conformist things if I don't want, not that Joanna and Leazes don't seem to actually ~enjoy~ being nice to people, bleurgh, I don't know how they do it...

~stares at you evilly~

>EL>

Well, since you know Joanna, you should have no probs around here!!

But, just in case you need a Guardian Angel (it doesn't look like you do!!!) Here I am!!!

First, and most important of all.... here's a plate of Brownies and and a beer (most important bit!!!)

Hehe.. now you're a bit more relaxed, all I'm here to say is if you have any probs, queries etc, come to me... About anything.. where's a good place to go, where the drinks are cheap etc etc...

Here's the link to "The Overwhelmingly Huge Guide to H2G2 Clubs": http://www.h2g2.com/A270325 always a good place to start... and http://www.h2g2.com/A5752 is the Newcomer's welcome page.

Anything else, come find me if you want.. Click on my name above...

Happy Hunting!!

FC

~gives FC an Evil Stare~

Angel?? I'm evil!

~rudely snatches brownies & beer~

>EL>

heh... I'm sure you'd get along just fine with my Evil Twin, SphinxButt, but I don't have time to make a page for him at the minute...


*drops some 'happy fishy flakes' into Evil Leazes bowl*

didn't you know cats adore evil stares??? At least mine always seems to...!

Anyway... if you need me I'm here... I can be quite evil when I want to be....

FC

* runs off to try out evil stares on his two cats *

*Avoids Evil Leazes at all costs*

You'll find that difficult...

Not really - I've done well so far.