h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hey! My cousins, about 5, watch it all the time, it's hard not to miss it So when I'm looking after them, it's on in the background.

You don't have to convince me, my little ray of sunshine, if you watch Tom and Jerry, I can hardly complain when watching Looney Tunes as well

Anyway, you watching Liverpool-Man City?

No I'm thinking if I get some work done whilst these two idiot teams play, I may be able to watch the Arsenal game later. And I love Arsenal

I take it you're watching it? How is it going?

Yeah, I'm watching it, Liverpool are on top, Given had to make a brilliant save just 5 mins ago, Agger has went off injured, bless him, he doesn't have luck does he? I think he's a great player as well.

I like Agger too, if only for that hammer of a left foot of his. Dare I say it, he's one of a handful of Liverpool players I actually like.

*shudders after he realises what he's actually said*

It's ok, I like him as well, seems a nice lad and a very good player.

A person on 606 has just assumed I am a Liverpool supporter because I praised Agger.

Yeah, definitely

Thinking about it, what other Liverpool players DO you like? I personally only like Agger, Benayoun, Kuyt and maybe Torres (if he stops that ridiculous childish petulance), but other than that, I don't really like any of them.

"A person on 606 has just assumed I am a Liverpool supporter because I praised Agger."

He's an idiot that can't read your name then. I want to go back on 606 so I can WUM with you !

I personally only like Agger, Benayoun, Kuyt and maybe Torres (if he stops that ridiculous childish petulance), but other than that, I don't really like any of them.
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Nah, I don't like Kuyt and Benny I like Agger and Torres and that's about it.

I want you to WUM with me as well Can you not have another try to get an account? Other people have come back about 5 times.

I've been trying pretty regularly but to no avail Maybe my IP is blacklisted or something, I don't know.

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I will keep trying, although I'm rather annoyed that I've lost all my articles, I only saved a couple I think.

I've tried the whole new e-mail address thing as well that didn't work.

Be careful my love, let's not make any comments which get us into trouble. Although the above one will probably get modded too.

Sorry H2G2.

Yaya Toure and Abidal have got swine flu and Barcelona are scared in case it spreads to the other players

Yeah I read it on Sky Sports earlier, not great news for them, but given that Keita is the preferred midfield enforcer recently, and they've got good cover at the back, it shouldn't hurt them too much provided they contain it to just Toure and Abidal.

Yeah, it's a bit scary for Barcelona and La Liga though, the Atletico Madrid manager and a couple of Osasuna players also have it