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Post 1

Abi Started conversation Jun 22, 2000

Cos I need to know!

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Post 2

Is mise Duncan Posted Jun 22, 2000

What I (as a token man on this thread) want is:
- An occaisional hug, a sympathetic ear (when England lose, or AIG lose or Grimsby lose, or I suffer another minor injury), intelligent conversation and sparkling eyes, self confidence is good...and if the whole package is wrapped up in a cute body so much the better

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Post 3

Abi Posted Jun 22, 2000

don't want much do you?

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Post 4

Is mise Duncan Posted Jun 22, 2000

I want the earth, but will probably be happy with a couple of continents and a majority of the archipellagoes .

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Post 5

Abi Posted Jun 22, 2000

so what can you offer in return?

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Post 6

Is mise Duncan Posted Jun 22, 2000

Blimey - I didn't realise it was a bring and buy sale .

OK then: I'm house trained but not house proud, quick witted but not quick tempered, there's lots of things I cannot do but little I will not try...and not a bit modest with it

I have (in the past) done one girlfriends degree project, fixed another's car in the pouring rain and gone to mass at the current one's church so I think I'm pulling my weight

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Post 7

Abi Posted Jun 22, 2000

best and worst trait?

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Post 8

Is mise Duncan Posted Jun 22, 2000

Well - erm, can't think of anything.

I did buy "Ladysmith Black Mambazo" tickets spontaniously and then lost them which is quite bad. I can, however, just show up with my credit card receipt apparently.

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Post 9

Biggy P (the artist phormerly known as phord) Posted Jun 22, 2000

Some one who does not mind my Hideously Disfiggured Body and the fish in my left ear.

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Post 10

Biggy P (the artist phormerly known as phord) Posted Jun 22, 2000

A good personalityMaybe moderately attractive (not rulling out extremely attractive!) and living in oxfordshire
I geuss it would help if she liked me too.

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Post 11

Abi Posted Jun 23, 2000

go on I am listening.....

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Post 12

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jun 23, 2000

Steady Abi, he's only 16!

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Post 13

Abi Posted Jun 23, 2000

Not me you fool - I am taking a zen like break from matters of the heart!

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Post 14

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jun 23, 2000

Ah, okay. Carry on!

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Post 15

Abi Posted Jun 23, 2000

I am trying to be a caring, sharing maternal DCE. I have to look after your interests.

carry on Phord!

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Post 16

Opinionated Lurker Posted Jun 23, 2000

isn't this pretty pointless, aswhat is 'wanted' changes from day to day?

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Post 17

Abi Posted Jun 23, 2000

Finally I understand Men, or don't as the case maybe!

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Post 18

Opinionated Lurker Posted Jun 23, 2000

sorry, someone laced my apple with pottassium cynicalicide, i retract that last
opinion....i think i'll go flex my rusty opinionating on a less philosophical forum...

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Post 19

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jun 23, 2000

I am also taking a break from matters of the heart.... you haven't seen Mrs Vibenstein anywhere, have you?

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Post 20

Opinionated Lurker Posted Jun 23, 2000

oh...did you lose her?

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