h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hello. Is this how you leave messages?

I will not tolerate such insolence.

I will have order. I will have peace. I will have domination. I will have it all!

Oh hello

The new Villa fans don't have a clue what's going on.

They picked a good day to have a look at the thread.

It's fun. I am bored though

Dance for me, minion.

Dance for you?

I'm not your toy GFC, AA is.

I have many toys!

AA is the toy who we corrupt and convince that he's the most disgusting person on this forum.

R&F is the toy when I'm feeling nice, generous and mischievous.

GAR is the toy for when I wish to do roleplays.

And you are the dancing toy!

I thought that this thread would be different. It would be a place for equals to have interesting debates.

I hate you GFC!

Interesting debate? I'm always up for interesting debate!

I can change Chris.

Now, do you know anything interesting?

I generally have my interesting debates with AA. Not sure if you're up for the challenge GFC.

Well...if you're sure...I won't stop you if you want to leave.

I'm not going anywhere. This message is on MY personal space. You invaded my personal space GFC.......that's what I will tell the jury!

You won't tell the jury anything if you know what's good for you.

That camera was there all of its own accord.

It wasn't consensual! It wasn't consensual!

Hey, consent or not, you directed the part of your body where your ass should be towards to the lens, turned around, and winked.

You have nothing to stand up in a court of law.

You spiked my Bacardi Breezer!

I did not. I tripped over, and I accidentally put a powder of sorts into your glass.

I've got the alibis!

U.G.L.Y. you ain't got no alibi..........YOU UGLY!!!! YOU UGLY!!!!"

What song is that from again?

Family Guy.

Stewie is talking to Brian in the kitchen when Brian has a new girlfriend, but doesn't want to reveal it's Jillian, so Stewie starts making up reasons as to why Brian wouldn't say who it is.