h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*sitting at my front door twiddling my thumbs*

Golly. I wonder when my pizza will arrive from Mama Peta's.

*knocks on the door*

Excuse me, did you order pizza??

*waking up from an exceptionally long cyber-nap*

Oh. Sorry. Have you been standing out there all this time?

Excuse me. I'm so embarrassed. My dream was something about a secluded tropical island where the inhabitants haven't discovered clothing yet. I didn't want to wake up.

*ahem*

Yes. That was me with the pizza.

*grabbing the pizza box*

Well, thanks for the prompt delivery in any case.

*eating a piece*

Mmmmmm.... This is some of the BEST pizza!

However did you keep it hot all that time?

Oh, well. I'll have to think of some suitable method of tipping you.

We have specially heated boxes.

FYI, I sent the tip by way of the email address listed on your page.

I noticed & was very impressed & pleased Its good to see you supporting us.

I just sent a reply, I apologise in advance if it doesn't reach you, my mailserver is a bit tempramental...

I too just noticed the addition to your nick in the online window.

Cool. I'll be getting the pins up soon.

*slinks in, red eyes glowing*
Pizza's always good.

I hear your a muckraker. I've raked some pretty good muck now and then.

*slinks back into darkness and waits for pizza*

I can be a muckracker when politics demands it. Otherwise, I tend not to bother.

*accidentally dropping a piece of pizza on the floor*

Oh, now will you take a look at that? What a bother.

*dashes over, grabs pizza, goes back to darkness*

thanks

*disappears*