h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hi Fragilis the Beautiful,

I think this is the right place to continue our pleasant conversation.

Wonko

Ho there, Wonko! I must say, the subject seems to keep coming up.

You said you are not quite sure what should do with me since I have two wives. But wouldn't this be heaven for you, given you are fond of women?

It would only be heaven if they were fond of me too. And from what you've said, they likely would not be. In which case, it would be torture -- assuming I was attracted to them.

For that matter, the whole lot of you may be a bit too old for me. Aren't there some rather old children involved on both sides? I'm only 28, you know. I might have more in common with the kids than the parents.

Well, we are 3m,5m,16f,18m,38f,40m,40m,46f. I am most hard working .

But if the Ladies saw you they surly changed their minds! Well, just one of my dreams? What are your dreams, btw?

Yes, you are quite hard working.

And yes, it's probably just one of your dreams. Most women are quite capable of guessing their orientation. If your wives are presenting themselves as straight, I would have no reason to doubt them. Most poly people I know have left their inhibitions behind.

I'm not sure if my wives are exactly poly, so mybe there is some hope that they leave their inhibitions behind when changing to poly.

But what about you fantasies?

Maybe they will, and best of luck to you.

But I need to be blatant on my own behalf now. Whatever my fantasies are, Wonko, they don't include you. They just don't. I'm more than happy to be by myself right now.

I've gotten very frustrated with your persistence. I like getting compliments, but I don't like being asked probing questions after I've been politely telling you 'no thank you.' Please stop.

Fragilis, cheer up. I've nowhere stepped in your direction as you can see in Posting 1 (Well, just one of my dreams? What are your dreams, btw?), where I tried to change subjects. Then I've just asked you about your fanatasies in general and it's ok if don't want to write them down.

Sorry to have gotten on your nerves.

It's okay, Wonko.

It's not that I don't like discussing my fantasies. But the idea of discussing them with someone I hardly know unnerves me. And since they're quite readable to anyone online and I do visit h2g2 from work, I'd like to keep them to myself.

Otherwise, I dream of making a lot of money and moving to a larger city after college.

Sometimes I forget you're a shy person .

Maybe you could use your internet and writing skills to make big money? You are very good at that!

Well, I am getting a degree in web design and the like.

Fine.

Do you know how to program in Java?

Yes. I haven't taken the advanced class yet, but I can program all the basics including web and database connectivity.

Wow, how about doing a Java Workshop entry on H2G2? You could provide some of your programs!

That's a pretty good idea. I don't have the time right now, though. I already have a weekly column for the Post and management of the Musicians Guild. And I'm going to a summer class now and will be starting fall classes soon. It would have to wait until at least next summer.

Er... that was me. I didn't realize I was immitating the h2g2 Post.

So sad I don't have time either.