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3rd March 2005
yardwater Started conversation Mar 3, 2005
Made woman from office next door go 'Oooooh' in kitchen. Hands free. I startled her. She 'did not know' I 'was there'.
ME? Didn't know I was there?
She should always assume I am there. Using my kettle and my water and her coffee.
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My tuna and salad baguette was inadequately sliced open yet again today. Two inches of uncut and UNFILLED baguette each end. I left the last bit with tuna in it to one side so I could later taste it and go 'yuk warm' before throwing it out. Protest takes many forms.
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I have Mars Bars. Fun size. Mind boggles.
3rd March 2005
Stu Posted Mar 3, 2005
If Fun Size Mars Bars are "fun", what are normal size Mars Bars?
Sorry about the sandwich. My chicken sandwich smelt funny today, but I still ate it. 
3rd March 2005
yardwater Posted Mar 3, 2005
'If Fun Size Mars Bars are "fun", what are normal size Mars Bars?'
I'm not sure. Perhaps this has something to do with the phasing out of the extra size ones. Maybe healthy children have been dying in waves of what clever head doctors simply term as 'too much fun'.
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Funny smelling chicken eh? You might need to drink some lager - just to be on the safe side...
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