h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

would it mean that I would only have to take orders from you?

No, you would "guide" me in things. Oh and get my coffee

but who would be able to give me orders?

Introduces Sgt Slaughter.
He would *nods*

to bad, I only take orders from Stephie *nods*

if I will only have to obey orders from you then sure I'll be your PA

*squirms* what's with the tickling?

Excellent.

I like to tickle you?

yay all the more off an excuse to hang around in your office with Pi

okay then go ahead *swoon*

Liek you need an excuse

*squirms*

oh how exactly do I get to be your PA?

You sign here, here, and here, and then your in

*signs there there and there*

*squirms more*

*shakes your hand* congratualtions.

yyyyyyyyaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy