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Lab rats, bank vaults, and Bill Gates office.
Posted Nov 4, 2000
Alright, so hear's what I'm thinking.(I know, I know, "Thats dangerous")
-Lab rats are easily addicted to verious pleasureable substances.
-Said rats can be trained to run mazes and do tasks, for a tasty drug reward.
Thesis:
Train rats for verious espionage tasks.
An attached drug delivery system, as well as electrical shock device, and camera/microphone will make our favoite little vermin into a very usefull spy/robery tool.
The rats may also be equiped with a "self-destruct" device. But that will be decided on a case-by-case basis.
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Lab rats, and bank vaults.
Posted Nov 4, 2000
Alright, so hear's what I'm thinking.(I know, I know, "Thats dangerous")
-Lab rats are easily addicted to verious pleasureable substances.
-Said rats can be trained to run mazes and do tasks, for a tasty drug reward.
Thesis:
Train rats for verious espionage tasks.
An attached drug delivery system, as well as electrical shock device, and camera/microphone will make our favoite little vermin into a very usefull spy/robery tool.
The rats may also be equiped with a "self-destruct" device. But that will be decided on a case-by-case basis.
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Stopping a nose bleed
Posted Jun 18, 2000
Why does the nose bleed.
There comes a time in most people's lives when they suffer a nose bleed. The causes are numerous, and a few are listed below for reference.
Exposure to a low humidity environment, such as the Cabin of an Airliner or Death Valley, California.
Vigorous and frequent removal of dried mucus from inside the nostrils.
Direct, high force impact such as with a Soccer Ball or Elephant's trunk.
All of the afore mentioned causes result in weakening of the mucus membranes directly inside the nose, and a subsequent rupture of bloodvessels there in.
Bugger, Its ruining my shirt! How do I make it stop.
1) Bring primary grasping hand to face. ( Note: If both work equally well, flip a coin. If you don't have a grasping hand of your own, and your feet lack opposable thumbs, ask to
barrow someone else's hand.)
2) Place the primary digit(index finger, if avalable) along a side of the nose where the cartilage meets the bone protruding from the face. Your should now be roughly parallel with your face, pressed at the junction of bone and cartilage. Now place the hand's opposable digit (thumb)
in the same position on the opposite side of the nose.
3) -Grasp(pinch) the two digits(fingers) together, with the nose still in-between. You should be using sufficient force that you are now unable to breath through your nose.
-Maintain this for 30 to 60 seconds, depending on how well your blood clots.
4) -If this doesn't work on the first attempt, repeat steps 1) - 3) again.
-You may continue repeating the procedure for some time before you stop bleeding. You should experiment with different levels of pressure and duration of time.
However, if bleeding continues for more than 15-30 minutes, and or you lose more than a quart of blood. SEEK IMMEDIATE MEDICAL ATTENTION.
Note: If you are not a Human, and or are bleeding from some part other than your nose,
do not use this procedure.
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