h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I can offer absolutely no help at finding a job, but if you get a job and have nowhere to stay you can kip on my floor for a while. As long as you are very tidy, quiet and know when to make yourself scarce. (And if it's not for too long.) (And you are available for babysitting so I can go clubbing.)
I live just outside London. Good luck in your search, and I hope you find something and somewhere real quick. And then take me out for a drink to say thanks for my kind offer.

PS. You're not a mad axe murderer are you?

Why thank you Mina !!!

I knew someone out in the small but intricate world of H2G2 would come through...

Yes, I certainly know the drill...

I don't intend to stay long, as I personally don't like to take advantage of other people...

And, I'll make sure you get enough drinks that would have sunk the late Oliver Reed under the table !!!

BTW I'm housetrained... just incase you might worry...

I'm not an axe murderer, but as they say, I'm willing to try !!!

I'll get back to you as I get closer to confirming plans...

Thanks Again...

The Outrageously happy M.K*

No need to go OTT, I was thinking of getting an Aupair anyway.

~gets back to work on the oubliette~

Well, I might have gone a 'little' over the top, but given that I had to turn around the last time I was there (...and it really did pain me to do so) I really do really appreciate the kind offer...

...and I promise to not outstay my welcome

BTW I think you might like the State Room at Foxy Manor...

Just making the necessary arrangements...

M.K*

Thanks very much, I appreciate it.

Always pleased to help other researchers. Just remind me nearer the time in case I've gone mad and set fire to the house by then.