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Blatherskite the Mugwump - Bandwidth Bandit Started conversation May 27, 2000
I don't know what to expect, but I suspect I'll respect whatever it is you select to reflect... 
Greetings! I serve the Towers as an Assistant Community Editor (ACE), whose task it is to to meet and greet new researchers, and attempt to meet their expectations (and fail horribly). Here's a couple of links you might like to check out:
The Ace homepage has all sorts of useful links to help new researchers get the feel for things: http://www.h2g2.com/A214796
And the Guide to H2G2 Clubs can help you find the social underbelly of this online society: http://www.h2g2.com/A270325
If you have any questions, feel free to ask. If I cannot find a satisfactory answer, I'll happily foist it off to someone around here who can. Welcome once again, and enjoy your stay. 
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